Wednesday, April 28, 2021

Little Marco

 Look Out World, Little Marco Rubio has found his BIG BOY PANTS, and IS ready to start playing with the Major League of Republicans who WANNA BE PRESIDENT. Oh My Goodness, Little Marco is bringing sass, piss and vinegar, fire and brimstone, and aiming ALL of it to those nasty CORPORATIONS, who are suddenly too damn WOKE. Little Marco, loves to taunt and tempt his perceived villains, placing his BULLY MASK over his head. Why Little Marco is taking names, and NO ONE is safe, especially those CORPORATIONS, who actually have stated that Voter Repression is un-American/Black Lives DO Matter/and that THINGIE on January 6, was actually a violation against our government. None of that suits Little Marco, because ALL of that represents MORALS AND VALUES, LAWS AND GOVERNING; Little Marco has made it clear he is bored with the job of being a Senator, so having to remove any roadblocks in the way of Little Marco just collecting his puppet fees is arduous! 

 

In the scheme of things Little Marco is a bit behind the tirade or is it a tsunami of GOP Hypocrites, who have kissed Trump’s Orange Entrails; and Little Marco has been a bit too calculating as to when he should strike. I mean Moscow Mitch has already expressed emotion (he moved his lips wide enough so it actually looked like he was talking) against those CORPORATIONS for whom he and his Republican Thugs had made them human and Teflon proof against paying taxes. And Dear God, Raphael (Jesus speaks to me and said it was okay for Trump to dump on my wife and father) Cruz is courting the Oath Keepers and the Good Nazi’s/Ronnie (I win elections when the Russians interfere) Johnson and Dandy Randy (I can change my mind 5 times in three minutes) Paul are regulars on the Russian American TV Outlet, FOX. And what to do when Josh (pay me enough money and I will betray all and anything of patriotism and religion) Hawley had the NERVE to walk past the INNSURECTION crowd with a raised fist, having the cameras all on his slimy figure!

 

SO, NOW as they say on WWE, “let’s get ready to rumble,” and Little Marco is sputtering, stammering, spitting out his last nerve, shouting, and of course what he does best from atop his IVORY TOWER…THREATENING, Corporate America. EXCEPT, as is the case with Little Marco and the rest of the TREASONOUS TRAITORS identifying as Republicans, it is all word and NO action. I mean if you are pissed, then initiate IMMEDIATELY that all of the tax breaks (from paying less than the poorest of Americans to paying no taxes at all), be removed, and have the Senate place that as law. What is that, CRICKETS…UH-HUH. That is the sound we usually hear whenever Little Marco places on his Big Boy Pants and just farts!