4 Times a Lady

Attorneys for Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who has been married four times yet refuses to issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple, citing religious objections, have issued a rather offensive court filing. Davis of course is the anti-gay apostolic Christian who, as her attorneys claim, is so religious she "attends church '[e]very time the doors are open.'" Apparently, four times the church doors were open, Davis managed to walk in and walk out a newly-married woman-4 TIMES. (The New Civil Rights Movement)

Dear Kim, can I can I call you Hon, Hon please don’t use Jesus Christ as an excuse to be either dumb, full of bull shit and even worse a homophobe! We all know that marriage ain’t so Christ-like if in fact you gone and done it 4-TIMES. Pa-leeze Hon, do you think the world around you is as stupid as you are? Just be honest Hon you hate the Gays! Just say it, but don’t say it because Jesus told you to say it, cause he ain’t talking to you Hon! Tell the truth girl, you are a bigoted blow hard. If you wanted to save the sanctity of marriage then you would have stayed with the first man with whom you said “I do.” But instead you told him and three other Crusaders for Christ “I don’t!” Now ain’t that like havin’ Christmas dinner without the fixins’ Now I am not sure if you WAS home schooled, or maybe edu-maca-ted in Evangelical Christian dogma school, but if in fact you took time to understand the American way and NOT the ‘Merican’ way you would understand that working for the government means you gotta work for ALL of us, you know the Jews, the Muslims, the colored, the Mexicans, and even the LGBT’s. Our Constitution the one written by men who wanted a divide between church and state (not General J Christ), is still the law of the land Hon, even if your Liberty Counsel bigoted lawyers disagree. 

Now maybe you have been O’Reilly-ed, or Limbaugh-ed, or Palin-ed, or Huckabee-ed but Hon none of them snake oil salesmen are the LAW. They just shovel crap and apparently have delivered a whole ton of it on your doorstep. You want to hate, as you praise Jesus, do so at that church from you you said “I do” 4-TIMES. Sadly there are a whole bunch of bigots sitting in the pews of that church who love them some hypocrisy (not stoning you to death for marrying 4-TIMES) who just love to pretend that Jesus Christ hates a big as they do. Your attorney's say this has left a scar on your conscience, but how scarred were you when you divorced 3-TIMES. What a phony-baloney you are Hon, thinking one marriage between one man and another man or one woman and another woman will ruin the Institution of marriage when all you have done is made that Jesus like marriage be shot to Hell 4-TIMES over. Kim Davis, Hon, you are quite the FOOL!