“Let’s put four Gay men on a desert island and see what happens. I imagine a lot of sick things will take place. I CAN PICTURE IT AND OFTEN DO. What I don’t picture is any children. Thank God for that.” Texas Representative Louie Gohmert, 7/29/15. Oh Louie, Louie, Louie, I bet you picture a whole lot of gross things going on when a bunch of Gay men are together. I imagine you really, really, really do spend A LOT OF TIME thinking about the kind of things Gay men do together. The funny thing is Louie, you seem to spend a whole lot more time picturing the kind of sex Gay men have then I do and I am a Gay man. You and Mikey Huckabee, Pat Robertson, Teddy Cruz and Rick Santorum spend endless hours describing how horrendous homosexual sex must be, but NEVER ever seem to be satisfied yourself about NOT talking about it. Homo-erotic sex is habit forming Louie the social scientists say especially for those who desire its pleasure but never seem to participate. When you and your Christian moral crusaders spend time together chastising Gay men’s sex I imagine you all must look a bunch of jerks in a circle.
Louie, Louie, Louie why is it that the self proclaimed Christian Evangelical moral police spend so much time “talking about sex baby?” Now I am not saying all of you hypocrites are into man on man sex, (you Steve King, Sean Hannity, Mike Huckabee and Franklin Graham do most the penis/anal talk) but some of your boys from the backwoods like them some juicy lady talk. You got some old dudes who probably have not seen a vagina for at least 100 years all oozing with pointed fingers and who the hell knows what else insisting that women have no right over their “girly parts like Mitch McConnell, Jim Inhofe and Lindsey Graham (I wonder if, directly asked Lindsey could tell you where the vagina is located?) Louie, baby, you thinking of placing him on that island? When these sex obsessed dudes all stand together next to you and your boys all about anal intercourse, I bet the two groups look like a bunch of jerks in two circles.
Oh Louie, Lou-Eye, thou dost protest way too much about the kind of male on male sex, the amount of sex, the places where that sex might happen, for a person who is pleased with his own intimate sexual practices. ( Just wondering aloud Louie). Louie, you love to invoke God’s will, but if indeed you actually read the Bible from which you cast aspersions you will find the issue of sex is hardly a speck on the whole thou shalt not sheet. Being a voyeur seems to be safer then the actual participation Louie my man, but urges can get the better of you Louie, and the not so dumb people who believe you are anything but an honest heterosexual Christian man are beginning to have their doubts. Louie you and your cadre of jerks standing in that circle, write some very arousing comments about men having sex together. If one did not see the author of some of the speeches proclaiming Gay sex one might think he or she was reading from the text of a steamy homo-erotic novel. If it feels good Louie gather your circle of jerks, but know this my man, lust is a hard thing to overcome!
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