Isn't It Queer

Queer (adjective); strange, odd. Some synonyms: unusual, funny, peculiar, bizarre, weird, unnatural. Used in a sentence-Isn’t kind of queer how often the T-Bagging Republicans already elected to office and or trying to become the next Presidential candidate from the T-Bagging Republican Party insist on talking about the sexual practices, the love life, the actual citizenship of the homosexual community in this nation? Isn’t it strange how so many male T-Bagging Christian Crusaders obsess about anal sex? Isn’t odd, that the self proclaimed demigods, the soldiers of Christ the T-Bagging sort of supposedly straight male love to write esoteric comments so homo-eroticism? Isn’t it unusual that for the “In Jesus We Trust” band of brothers always seem to imply that their God is putty in hands of the Gays? Isn’t it funny when Pat Robertson perseverates for at least 20 minutes how the love of two men will knock Jesus from his throne in heaven? Isn’t it peculiar how Mike Huckabee is so sure that the Gays molest little boys, but insists that the Duggar molestation was just a bunch of hooey because it was done to little girls and mainly sisters? Isn’t it bizarre how Ted Cruz can meet and greet Gay donors place the cash in his pants and swear he had no idea how Gay they were? Isn’t it weird how the first thing Scott Walker, is gonna do when he becomes president is take those same-sex marriage licenses and build a bonfire? Isn’t it unnatural how to be a good T-Bagging Republican you gotta state just how fearful Jesus Christ is of the homosexuals? Now tell me again who is QUEER?

Pro-Life (adjective)-Advocating the legal protection human embryos and fetuses by favoring the outlawing of abortion on the grounds that it is the taking of a life. Pro-Lifer (noun). So Pro-Life for some T-Bagging Republicans is kind of sorta, more about the fine print of just whose life you care about. For Scott Walker self proclaimed ladies man and Pro-Lifer it ain’t the momma, nope she is the seed pod so  she can be eliminated, so if the cards are dealt with a bad hand the carrier dies but the seed lives. Pro-Lifer Mikey Huckabee insists that rape is the responsibility of the women who often times dressed less then modest. He will however permit the Momma to live if she is raped but wants a whole lot counseling before she aborts the baby of her father, brother or some guy who likes loose women. Teddy Cruz and Marco Rubio believe good women with straight husbands will talk about pregnancy and know the economics of giving lots of births, these two Pro-Lifers conclude that only single ladies (the kind Beyonce sings about, and you know what kind of lady she IS) are the ones who need a good God lesson; thus husband no money for that kid. Pro-Life for these two goons is only for the little lady with her big husband living in a heterosexual household. Pro-Lifer Carly Fiorina ain’t having none of this crap about the government implementing maternity leave, she wants to leave it up to the corporations who are people and let them decide if having that darn baby is a net or loss to the bottom-line. Good ole’ Carly insists that maternity leave is a democrat means to enslave women. And  Pro-Lifer Little Pyush Bobby Jindal is sticking to his Pro-Life stance, you have the baby and Jesus does the rest! You gotta love the Pro-Life choices!

Isn’t it Queer just how much the men of the T-Bagging Republican party say they hate the Gays but continue to embrace the Gays. And ain’t it so religiously warm and fuzzy the lengths these same T-Bagging Republicans go to  to pretend they are Pro-Life!