Sunday, August 30, 2015

Sarah and Donny!

Sitting in some cozy Ivory Tower bought and paid for originally by FOX News Sarah Palin using some kind of English language, no one else really speaks, and very few, except the ignorant, stupid and massively undereducated try to understand, with just enough enough bosom showing to prove she is a woman and enough butt of a riffle glaring in the background to prove she is a moose hunter, the reality TV generation (where nothing is real unless it is scripted),heroine under-vetted almost VP, half term Governor, (cause she just didn’t want to face her own hideous trials for corrupt service), looking comatose, almost drunk decides to interview or is it kiss the ass of Donald Trump a man whose insidious actions almost make Sarah look like an angel. Smug, for Sarah her standard comments of “lame street press”, “gotcha questions” and only if the Progressives do it it is bad, make her feel all bubbly and ballsy, and demure. A wink for the crowd if in fact some judges from her beauty pageant days are in the viewing audience, and the T-Bagging men who of course would never cheat on their wives, but might fondle Sarah cause she is a good conservative, and Jesus would look the other way if it is a Christian woman. Sarah never asks Donald trump a question but acts the like the banana in comic duo letting the lead take most of the credit feeding him the gag line so he can make the joke better. Whose hair was higher, whose fiction more fallible, whose evil more enticing to the hordes of bigots, racists and homophobes? God Bless America a land where if you are white you can entice a riot and blame it on everyone else. God Bless America a land where you can cite the Bible as the law without ever really reading it. God Bless America a land where as long as you identify a scapegoat your poor decisions, and ugly actions will go unnoticed. God Bless America because being stupid is a sign of intelligence!

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