so you are proud...

President Mikey Huckabee is at the ready to bring the storm troopers to any and all Planned Parenthood clinics still in existence next election year. He will bring the wrath of Jesus to the little lady who assumes she has any right to her own reproductive body parts. President Mikey Huckabee will next fire all of the activist Supreme Court Justices who agreed that equality in marriage is an American thing. He will usurp the Constitution because as he as said the real Supreme ain’t Diana Ross, but Jesus Christ, and the Jesus who speaks to Mikey in his nightmares hates the Gays. So you are proud to be a T-Bagging Republican! President Marco Rubio is at the ready to pretend that he is the holiest of holy’s and without a care in the world for the law or the dignity or the personal rights of the female will insist that if your father finds you fancy, your brother is bonkers for you or that stranger from some weird neighborhood thinks you are super groovy and rapes you, you gotta give birth to the baby. President Rubio considers women too stupid to be given equal rights. So you are proud to be a T-Bagging Republican!

President Ted Cruz is still assuming his father Raphael is in contact with Jesus on a regular basis, and on his first day will play the prophet his dad claims he is and with some super God like power and eliminate the Affordable Health Care Act. President Teddy Cruz believes that health care for  the masses is nothing short of Communism, and his doppelgänger Eugene McCarthy was correct in accusing any known enemy of being a Communist. Jesus told Teddy’s dad that fear is the only moral value you need to lead and President Teddy Cruz has a list of enemies that makes Nixon’s list look like a short story. So you are proud of being T-Bagging Republican. President Scotty Walker won’t say much about anything until his puppet masters the Koch Brothers write the script. President Scotty Walker however has made it clear the unions are the enemy of those who truly want to earn a livable wage, and that fighting unions makes him the kind Commander in Chief to take on ISIS. President Scotty Walker on his first day in office wants a Kumbyah moment knowing that all lives matter and if all lives matter then the blacks will be okay! So you are proud to be T-Bagging Republican!

President Carly Fiorina will eliminate any laws that provide for maternity leave. She is woman and she knows that you gotta make a decision between work and family, Prez Fiorina believes that Corporations are People and as people they can decide what is right for the lives of their workers. Prez Carly Florin on her first day also plans to fire most of the government workers replacing them with the lobbyists who have paid for her campaign. So you are proud to be a T-Bagging Republican! President Jeb Bush will immediately hire the Neo-cons from his big brothers administration who not only HAD deferments to serve in the military but who also created two wars in which thousands of American died and ten of thousands came home disabled. Jeb Bush will use his big brother Georgie as a role model for foreign policy and economic decisions, promising at least 2 more wars, of course not paid for and perhaps a depression like the 1920’s. So you are proud to be a T-Bagging Republican. President Donald Trump will select Sarah Palin as a member of his cabinet, will tell women they are bleeding and are ugly, but will keep everything else secret until he decides as king he can invoke any and all laws. So you are proud to be a T-Bagging Republican!