By now in the newly released movie The Day The Climate Changed, the very handsome, but arrogant self-made businessman Capitalist turned Philanthropist, and the female scientist, (of course buxom because a smart lady should always have large breasts) have clashed and confronted one another, only to realize that working together, they JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAVE THE WORLD. It is about one hour into the two-hour movie, and we have already met the older scientist, who hates computers uses a notepad and has been soured by the blatant bureaucracy of the government! There is the janitor of Mexican descent, who until now has been overlooked and seemingly dismissed as just a brown-skinned person who is too loud and noisy and gets in the way of the OFFICIAL OFFICIALS…Of course, the young black kid who is an intern wears glasses, because only black people who are smart wear glasses…the children of the Female Scientist who have grown jealous that their mother could not be both a mother and a scientist…and of COURSE, the DREADED CEO who has his own cadre of missiles, jet fighters, and amazing helicopters.
The camera cuts to scenes of Droughts, Fires, Flooding, Food Shortages, and general CHAOS, with people acting as REAL PEOPLE would, demanding that it NO LONGER TAKES A VILLAGE, and it is every man and woman for themselves. We then pan into a Senate Office, where the Villainous CEO has a clandestine meeting with a few Senators, and REMINDS THEM, that HE, owns them and their futures. “Just one more deep-water drilling in the Arctic,” he shouts, adding “Don’t worry about your families, they will ride on my new space ship and wait on the moon, until the PEONS either die out of growing tired of GROWING TIRED! Now with 10 minutes left, the kids, the Intern, the Janitor, the Older Scientist, the Female Scientist, and the now TOTALLY REFORMED arrogant ex-Capitalist find a clue from the Space Aliens, and the world is saved. As the credits begin we watch the EVIL CEO, and his Puppet Politicians carted off to Space, by the ALIENS.
“That movie was AWFUL,” we shout. We turn off the TV. HMMM… today, there are FLOODS…FIRES…DROUGHT…INFECTION…HEAT…I have to wonder, exactly WHO will save us NOW?
