A MOTHER hood

We are lectured to, preached at, warned that in this great nation of ours a dark demon like haze is gathering strength and if left unchecked will destroy the fabric and fortitude of our families. Whenever we discuss the deficit, and have to cut social programs we are told it is for our children and our grandchildren. When the poor are given less, and the wealthy given more, we are told by the self serving, self righteous politicians we are doing this all for the children. (Mostly their children I suppose). We are lectured at as to who should and could be a parent. Disingenuous Scripture is used as propaganda to prove a weak point, and no one ever looks towards themselves as poor role models but love pointing fingers away at someone else’s poor parenting.

Sarah Palin, who represents herself as a Mama Grizzly, a Mama Pit Bull, is in fact a real MOTHER. She focuses on her family for every photo opt possible holding her down syndrome baby at arms length, and doting on her kids, (proud that she named them all with the letter B based on some city in which she and her ex First Dude either had sex , lived, or ruined). She says she is Mother Knows Best, but somehow along the way her oldest daughter with a B name did not remain abstinent. And Mother Knows Best, did not provide her sexually active daughter with any advice as how to not get pregnant. And her other B daughter likes to call anyone she disagrees with Gay. And the silence from Mama and First Dude, in using that adolescent outrage as a lesson in how to stop hate was deafening.

Now the Mama of all MOTHERS is trying to communicate to the morons who adore her every fictional word that they should pay no attention to the First Lady Michelle Obama’s warning about obesity in this nation. All that Mrs. Obama is trying to do says Sister Sarah, is produce Socialist kids, and how and what they eat is of no consequence. But having fat Capitalistic kids is much better then thin Socialist kids.

On Sarah Palin’s (Sarah Palin’s Alaska---thank you Discovery Chanel) reality show (and we all know that there is nothing real about any of those shows) Sarah said the following:

"This is in honor of Michelle Obama, who said the other day we should not have dessert," Palin said mockingly as she rummaged through her kitchen for ingredients to make s'mores. (Seems the MOTHER of the year cares little about truth, calories, or fat and a whole lot more about stuffing her mouth with BS). Sarah knows little about true, but is a queen of snide and sinister.

Coming to the assistance of Michelle Obama was another Conservative reality show star, Mike Huckabee who surprisingly said, “With all due respect to my colleague and friend Sarah Palin, I think she's misunderstood what Michelle Obama is trying to do," "Michelle Obama's not trying to tell people what to eat or not trying to force the government's desires on people," While the First Lady's "Let's Move Campaign" doesn't urge parents to avoid giving their kids dessert, it suggests cutting back on sugar. Obama's message was "on target." "She's stating the obvious, that we do have an obesity problem in this country,"

(Amazing but true, someone from the FOX News PAC calling Sister Sarah out for just one of her much fact-less facts).

And so lest we forget our past run in with Motherly advice from the nation’s number one MOTHER, the voice of non-reason resonates once again urging us to not take the responsibility of parenting as important. And we huff and puff, giggle and gawk, write blogs and laugh, but Mama Palin continues with no impunity to preach parenting both poorly and pathetically.

Some things never go away but just get refurbished, reinvented and renewed. Sister Sarah, Mama Sarah, MOTHER Sarah, is one of those useless things that just lasts and lasts and lasts. She is an antithesis of motherhood, but somehow will be one of the first busts to be built on the Mt. Rushmore of Motherhood.

I just have to imagine there are moms and dads out there in America who will finally say, that Sarah’s parenting advice is as useless as she was when she ran the state of Alaska and became the Mavericks’ running mate. One can just hope that this hood of a mother just dries up like prune.