So it seems Mike Pence, Pence the Innocent, got himself a LAW-YER! Indeed, the VP who knew nothing, was taken aback by anything Russian, who only showed up to meetings after they were ended, this guy got himself not only a LAW-YER, but a high priced and heavy hitter kind of suits guy.
Mike Pence, Pence the Innocent, has always been very vocal about how even with the Constitution and the supposedly bit of history (Unproven to men like him people who read Briebart, folks who love them Alex Jones, and FOX & Friends patriots,) that this is not a Christian nation, still believe that any laws of the land comes from Jesus. Not just any Jesus mind you, not the Jesus that the Pope believes in, but the Jesus who voted Republican/loves punishment/is a member of the NRA and was a banker. When Mike the Innocent Pence was Governor he sited Jesus’s commandments as reason for his restrictive laws against, homosexuals/women/ and of course the ever popular immigrant. Mike, the Innocent Pence never left a anti anyone bill unsigned without suggesting that he was doing it for Jesus.
Cool huh, this IS still America and we still CAN believe in a God, a powerful force to delineate good from evil, and we still CAN not believe in a God, and believe that good and evil is a human choice…no argument from me. BUT here is the THINGIE, if Mike, the Innocent Pence is so sure that Jesus has his back, how come Mike the Innocent needs a LAW-YER to represent him. Surely Mike, the Innocent is a good guy, doing good things, the kind of good things his Lord and Savior has commanded him to. HMMM, question for ya’ Mike the Innocent Pence, how come you didn’t hire Jesus if you are so innocent?
