Jeff Sessions is ‘purdy' angry with America right now, because he was certain that his intentions were as patriotic as could be by the mere fact he wanted to show up and speak his mind to the ‘Merican’ public sitting in front of a Committee from which lots of his best of friends are among. Jeff Sessions wanted the ‘Merican' public to know he is a man of his word and a child of Christ and being both, no one has the right to tarnish his reputation except for himself. He wanted to speak his mind, as long as his mind ‘membered’ the exact details. Why, he, Jeff Sessions, even argued how could he speak to that part of his mind that plumb did not ‘member’ certain events or certain people. After all don’t all Russians look alike anyway, so you can’t blame him if he met with three of them thinking they were all the same person. Come on y’all!
And then the AU-DACITY, of that woman of color to speak so fast as to make Jeff Sessions forget which part of his truth was going to be a lie. He even said God blessed him and gave him the will to speak, so let him speak. But that Senator Harris, why that gal had the gaul to ask him a simple yes or no question, a simple show me the guidelines you are referring to and doncha’ know all that truthie’ stuff was damn confusing. Jeff Sessions even said, he didn’t want to be called a liar, cause in his heart and the heart of Jesus, Jeff Sessions don’t lie, unless it is necessary. And if it was necessary to lie, it wasn't the patriotic thing to do, anyway, covering up for the Russian president!
We have to repeat this whole Jeff Sessions confessional hearing. We have to watch as the Republicans tried in vein to look the other way, the way of alternative facts. We have to listen as Jeff Sessions did his double speak, saying he don’t want to lie, so don’t make him do so. We have to remember that Trump will not be impeached, sent to jail, held accountable for any of his anarchist, treasonous, and criminal activity as long people like Jeff Sessions continue to tell the naked Emperor he is till wearing magnificent gowns!
