Dios mío, hablaban español y luego tuvieron la osadía de izar la bandera puertorriqueña. ¡Dime que fue un mal funcionamiento del idioma este año! Oh my God, they spoke Spanish and then had the audacity to raise the Puerto Rican Flag. Tell me was it a language malfunction this year! It’s the fucking Super Bowl, and the Half Time Show was performed by people of Latina/Latino heritage. OMG! I mean what is more American than the fucking red, white, and blue Super Bowl.
Wait, phew, I can rest at ease, I hear the thunder of the Million Moms Brigade, and Trump’s Tiny Fingers, and the Russian led Senate…I am sure they will rescue us! What a wonderful Half Time Show and I am not even a fan of J-LO, but HURRAY and Congratulations! hurra y Felicidades!
