Thursday, December 1, 2016

Working

While Mike Pence was Governor of Indiana, between trying to JAIL people who had vagina’s and handing out coat hangers, to permitting the increase in HIV-AIDS infections in Indiana’s heterosexual community, to urging those homosexuals who would not commit to a Gay Conversion, be sent to Christian Prison, to hiring Poop/Pee Police to make sure you did your number one and two the way your birth certificate says you should, Pence tried his best to convince the Carrier Air Conditioner Company to keep their 2200 work force in Indiana. Pence’e popularity rating had sunk, and being the Republican he had to pretend that he was a voice of the people, you know the kind of people called Corporations. So Pence did his earnest to provide state concessions to the Carrier Company, and about sealed the steal, I mean the deal. The GOP NEVER likes providing incentives to the kind of people with real DNA, but incentives and concessions, make a Corporation kind of person satisfied. Of course, now Pence is the second banana to the vaudeville act known as Trump/Pence so all of his efforts at keeping Carrier in Indiana now fall under the “LOOK AT ME, guy, Trump who pretends to brag he is saving jobs in America. Big to do as Trump pretends he has done anything, and oh yeah, the Deal Maker, Trump has not mentioned that 1200 of those jobs are still leaving the country for Mexico…good thing that Gosh Darn It’s About Time Wall ain’t built yet!

I applaud any effort to save American jobs, but here is the thing…folks…even closer to the Trump Palace then Pence, lives a young daughter named Ivanka. She is daddy’s delight and her daddy has bragged about doing her…if she wasn’t his daughter…so these two are close, if you know what I mean. It seems Ivanka has made some business decisions also, trying to emulate her dad…she listened when Trump said he would stop shipping jobs to China…so Ivanka’s factory or maybe factories, who knows the truth after all she is part of the Liars Club (Or is the the Friars Club), and truth is not important.  Anyway, rumor has it that Ivanka is moving her Sweat Shop from China to Ethiopia (And if you can believe it, they pay even less for labor in Ethiopia than China). NOW, here is my thought…if Trump is the Blue Collar Champion his lemmings have believed…One might think he would convince his darling daughter to move her factory (ies) from China to America, so all of Ivanka’s shoe’s could proudly say Made in the USA. You know how Trump says Making America Great Again, is what he is all about!


Maybe, if Daddio Donald convinces his she is so hot daughter, Ivanka to start using American labor, and Ivanka likes it enough to Tweet about it, perhaps Trump will do the same with ALL of his factories NOT IN AMERICA! PR moments are just 15 minutes of fame, moving all Trump Industries to America, is a lifetime of jobs!