I remember that time when Little Marco (This Senate stuff is too boring) Rubio and Ted (My dad said I am the next Prophet and Jesus visited my wife) Cruz both had a hissy fit, (It was a wild gyration enough to almost cause both of them hernias), when President Barack Obama first opened up diplomatic relations with Cuba and THEN had the audacity to say something nice regarding Castro’s death. I remember the time when terrified Lindsey Graham and his Bromance Bud the maverick John McCain complained that the Black guy in the White House would not and could not keep us safe from the Russians. He was soft on the Commies and Putin knows how to squash a marshmallow.
Yep, those were the days…the time when the only folks who could keep America red, white and blue were of course the God fearin’, Constitution lovin’ kin of Ronnie Reagan, the guy who told the Russians tear down that wall, while at the same time telling us his heart and his head must have been in separate places cause he never recalled paying off the Iranians (Another example of why the American People should be privy to the physical and mental health of our leaders). The kind of red meat Republican who will kick your ass with our arsenal of nuclear weapons…who will send your boys and girls (Not many of their own kids, mind you) to war for oil, and then just renege, on paying for any recovery mental or physical health wise for the Vets.
Now it seems, the only colors this band of brothers is worried about is Red. Yep, all of the Senators mentioned just voted for Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State, you know, the guy who received an award from Putin for kissing ass so well. The guy who profited from increasing climate change by drill baby drilling in the Arctic…You know the guy who suddenly after two decade of killing the Earth for profit had amnesia saying he doesn’t remember a secret mandate he sponsored to deny climate change. Bold, Brave, Big, Better, what a Bunch of Buffoons. I can only imagine one of two things…The first is, ALL of these Senators know full well that a democratic process will never favor them, the Second is even more disgusting then the first, that is Comrade McConnell has informed these traitors and cowards that Vlady Putin has some juicy incriminating stuff on everyone Republican, and Comrade McConnell must have added, the stuff Vlady has would make the info regarding Hillary mild and tame.
