Shabbat Shalom, Jarod and Ivanka, yep its me a fellow Luntzman, you know a Jewish person. I am sure you both are wearing your finest walk to shul outfits, feeling all blessed and buoyant, no cares in the world, in your gilded Ivory Tower World, you know Kushner’s the same world inside the White House where the two of you frolic and spend time with Steve Bannon, the self proclaimed man who hates Jewish kids…you know Jared, and Ivanka like the ones you have. But no worries cause you two are a different kind of Jew…
Yesterday was Holocaust Remembrance Day, and Ivanka your daddy, you know the guy who would have loved to date you, (Now don’t get jealous Jarod), tried his hardest to read the script someone wrote for him, but somehow Trump never ever mentioned the word Jews or the words Anti-Semitism. Wasn’t that kind of queer Ivanka and Jarod, (oh no not queer as in the LGBT community, of course your father has no ties to them thanks to Mike Pence), but queer in the sense that 6 million unmentioned Jews died during the Holocaust due to Anti-Semitism. Now I know Jarod you were born into a Jewish family, wasn’t a Jewish criminal family, Jarod. so maybe you just took Trumps refusal to say the words Jewish or Anti-Semitism as an oversight. But you Ivanka, now you converted to the unmentioned Jewish religion, and that was a commitment, indeed. So as Luntzman, i am curious why you didn’t check your lustful daddy’s speech before he delivered it? I kind of missed your input to be honest, Jarod, you know the forcefulness you inserted to remove Chris Christie because he was doing his job as a prosecutor to send your criminal father to jail. I guess, Kushner’s the cat got your jewish tongues one more time, like the time you said nothing about the bomb threats to the JCC’s in this nation!
Ah, to live like the jews of Berlin, above and beyond reproach. I am curious Jarod and Ivanka when you arrive at shul will any of your other Orthodox congregants say anything to you about your fathers omission of the words Jewish and Anti-Semitism…or will they be as complacent as the two of you or am I searching for the word arrogant as the two of you, or maybe the word i want is as selfish and self serving as the two of you…Shabbat Shalom, Kushner’s
