All gussied up, dressed for a garden party, excitement on his face, her’s a dull non-expressive pouty face they pose for the cameras, waiting to fly off to a devastated city. He gives us a thumbs up, Tweeting right before their travels, how exciting, lots of rain and oh yeah, next, Missouri where they like me they really like me. Oblivious to the world around them, Melania and Trump, Dumb and Dumber, pose for pictures wearing the most inappropriate of clothing to even lift a bottle of water or a can of gasoline to assist Texans who right now seem to have lost an awful lot from their current lives.
Selling Hurricane Hats for $40 a pop, the Trump re-election campaign has found yet another way to con the miserable bigots and racists who support a Nazi sitting in the White House. This is the biggest, baddest, natural disaster, brags Trump in a Tweet, and no matter how many Texans’s lives have been diminished, Trump will insist his useless PR trip is going to make it GREAT.
No matter that Mueller is connecting the dots to Russian collusion, interference, bribery and most likely blackmail. No matter that North Korea had launched a missile to fly over Japan. No matter the Government might be shut down to pay for a wall. No matter it is no longer a coincidence that almost every single Trump advisor lied about EVER meeting with a Russian spy. No matter ANY of that, Melania in her stiletto flood shoes, and Trump in some kind military flap jacket will be flying to Corpus Christi, doing nothing but standing idly by wasting the time and energy of real heroes, to brag about what a great job Trump has done in not only being president for a 1000 year apocalyptic natural disaster, but somehow, that HE will make it even worse!
