A cowboy ain't easy to love and he's harder to hold
He'd rather give you a song than silver or gold
Budweiser buckles and soft faded Wrangler's
And each night begins a new day
If you can't understand him and he don't die young
He'll probably just ride away (“Don’t Let Your Son Grow Up to Be a Cowboy”/by Ed Bruce)
Governor, Greg Abbott. As the 48th Governor of the State of Texas, Greg Abbott continues to build on his long record as a conservative leader who fights to preserve Texas values like faith, family, and freedom. You might remember Good Ole’ Greg as the guy wearing the white polo shirt, and blue slick rain jacket, with a baseball cap, sitting next to the guy wearing his trademark clothes made in China, named Trump, alongside his sideshow gal, who just changed from her stiletto heels to a more comfy pair of $900 tennis shoes, and a more “I share your grief” casual tightly fitting shirt not smiling but not frowning, either! Good Ole’ Boy, Greg had a megaphone, grit and great gushing words dripping from his mouth, the one that had just kissed the ass or was it the ring of the Orange man, saying, Hurricane Harvey, go away, you ain’t gonna rain or ruin on my state of Texas anymore! I am Governor and I AM GONNA make a difference. I got Billy Bob Bubba Trump next to me, and even Mother nature is not stronger than this team.
OR, you might remember Governor Greg Abbott, this time, wearing a long-sleeved shirt, with a more subdued baseball cap, frowned and withered lines on his face, less grit but still no guts, as he serenely and questionably sincerely assured the family of the dead students and faculty of the Santa Fe High School, he Greg Abbott, would do anything to resolve this terrible crier of murder, by a gun (even though Good Ole NRA Abbott was certain that gun was only killed because it was held by a crazy guy, you know the kind with mental health issues…the kind of person who makes guns kill. This time Greg Abbott, called a High Noon kind of televised show and tell and swore HE, would end this whole MURDER in HIGH SCHOOL thingie. By God, Greg Abbott was gonna call for a roundtable discussion with all parties…you know mental health folks, dead peoples families, and some of dag nabbit gun totin’ NRA kind of politicians, who have only read the Second Amendment. Oh, by the way, that roundtable meetin’ was supposed to happen REAL DARN soon…but it ain’t taken place yet.
The state of Texas, primarily because of its location to the defunct highways and byways where the Trump Tower Wall was to be built by the Mexicans is where the majority of Trump Tower Concentration Camps have been erected. the state of Texas, you know where the hero, Governor Greg Abbott loves to make an appearance when the bad thing happens in HIS state. Hmmm, somehow, NO ONE has seen nor heard from this Lone Star State Gov! WHERE ARE YOU GREG, WHILE THOUSANDS OF INFANTS, TODDLES, AND YOUNG CHILDREN ARE HIDDEN IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN YOUR STATE? Wow, Greg Abbott, some kind of cowboy huh, when the press is on your side, your white hat and gunslinging bull shit shine like the stars over a West Texas plane. When real trouble comes your way, created by your HERO and ICON, Trump, stuff even too dirty for a cowboy to handle, you hide, just like a coward, the kind of Trump coward. Shame on you Greg Abbott, yet another piece of shit Governor from the state of Texas!
