Friday, June 29, 2018

safer now

Well, then, nothing to worry about, Trump has declared that he is considering two women to be nominated to the Supreme Court. So all you humans of the female persuasion and this who love females, everything will be handled and there will be NOTHING to worry about regarding your lady parts, abortion, and access to affordable health care. Trump at the rescue…maybe he has in mind some females like KellyAnne Conway, or Sarah HUCKABEE Sanders, or Republican Governor Mary Fallon of Oklahoma who has made abortion and Planned Parenthood almost obsolete in her state. Or Aunt Bea, I mean Susan Collins, who quite never knows how she stands on any subject unless she is getting some kind kick back. Maybe, because True is such an anti-establishment kind of jerk he will ask Virginia Thomas, the wife of the pussy snatcher, Clarence Thomas to become a Justice. Or and this is something that might, may or most likely could happen is he will ask Ivanka to sit in on that nine-panel pain in the ass branch of the government. We can ALL rest assured, that the future of civil right and equal rights are in GOOD Hands because of Trump promise he has two ladies in mind for Supreme Court Justice. OR maybe, just to end the legal battle, Trump will surprise us all and name, Stormy Daniels! And by the way, it must have been a wonderful feeling for Trump to have Justice Kennedy by the balls this entire time. Pussy, balls same idea, Trumps grabs them and squeezes them hard!

Well, then nothing to worry about, Trump promises he will ask his Master Putin about Russian interference in the 2016 elections. Phew…and we thought Trump wasn’t concerned. I wonder if Trump will mention the 2016 collusion and blackmail before or after Trump provides Putin with a whole lot of secret details about American security. All you Trumpster’s can rest easy that your man has the Kremlin’s concerns as a priority. Yep, you one obnoxious older lady who yelled at CNN, you know the one who had to be at least 200 pounds overweight, you know the lady at one of Trumps’s Nazi rally’s. You can rest assured your guy will soon sell all the beans on our very confidential information, and you can proudly swear your allegiance to Communism…that is if you don’t die from some Pre Existing Medical condition, like obesity, diabetes, or heart condition, because nothing says Make America Great Again, then making people decide if they can pay rent, food or insurance.


Well, then, nothing to worry about after the murder spree at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis, Trump stood at the podium using some kind of twitch that most people who lie all the time used to confuse us from what he is saying and what he means…he really, really, no REALLY likes the Press. He meant no harm when he told people to find a reporter and do what you need to because they are only reporting the FAKE news. We can be relieved because if we know anything about Trump, he is a man of his word…….GAGGGGGGGGGGG!