January 2, 2020, and the lads and lassies of the 116th American Congress return to their workspace in Washington DC (notice I said workspace, not necessarily doing any actual work), contemplating oh so many important tasks, such as their re-election potential for the Tuesday, November 3, 2020, and oh yeah that icky, sticky, gosh darn Impeachment Thingy! Supposedly, many of the Congressional elected officials spent this vacation time, speaking to their Constituents, regarding the priorities of living in America, and the kind of job performance expectations, desired of the politicians, but I am certain if any of that had been scheduled, those days of town halls, meet and greets were far and few between. After all, if you don’t want to hear how awful of a job you have been elected to perform really has been, why ask in the first place.
Numero 45 had spent 1 in 5 days playing golf, since he took office, and could be found on the course at Mar-A-Lago because nothing says leadership than cheating at golf (they say Nero played the Fiddle as Rome burned, I guess, we could say Trump played golf as Democracy died, or was licking Putin’s ass, as America declined!) 45, did however find time to Tweet his adolescent insults to whomever the enemy of the day had been, and he even Tweeted his threats to Iran, as the Embassy in the SAFE ZONE (you know the Green Zone), was being attacked (or as the Iranians must have decided to fuck with Trump,) and even a 45 announced with pride, in some random Tweet that dictators love him, 45’s younger twin Kim-Jung-Un, announced that he had some Christmas surprises for the US,(perhaps Fed EX was running late because the US had received no gifts, but just a rumor that some long range missiles were being built attached with atomic war heads (but if the West Coast was as far as they could travel, 45 could give a shit because it would only hit two blue states, California and Oregon)
And of course, 45 established a new kind of legal strategy over the holidays, one called “I am innocent, but because I am innocent I don’t want anyone to swear under oath (as if that has stopped any of 45’s Legions, to tell the truth,) to help prove my innocence because if they did speak the truth, they would be lying by saying I am not innocent!” And now that the Boys and Girls are back at it, “IT”, is pretending to guide this nation to the future, the Talking Heads, and the REAL Hosts of the News Entertainment (back from their vacations), have a lot more bull shit to share, and more nonsense to spill…and oh yeah 45 is still sitting in the Oval Office, causing more terror, torment, and turmoil!
