Saturday, March 7, 2020

douchebag

I used to yearn for the days when I could comment on the people walking in a stupor, phone in hand, ignoring everyone around them, and smashing into oncoming pedestrians, and or a bush or two. Ah, the days when selfish behavior was combined to the jerk in the car, almost killing others with his or her car, running that red light and making a last-minute turn causing both pedestrians once again and this time other drivers a rush of pre-death adrenaline; or another jerk whose unlocked but loaded gun was used as a playmate for a young child, and bang, bang you are shot because in both cases, an adult was just a fucking selfish, douchebag. Oh, I loved to use douchebag to describe anyone but the President of the United States/The First Lady/the President’s Adult children, and even his own Cabinet. Douchebag had such a perfect spot in a sentence, describing someone so similar to a smelly silent fart, only silent as in who cut it, but always loud enough to cause an odor that lasted and lasted and ruined your senses of smell, to balance, to just wanting to refrain from remaining in place to begin running. Then families like the Mercer/Adelson/Koch/Marcus/Kushner/Putin invited a family named Trump to become the “Orange is the new Bad,” and I not only lost my true enjoyment of selecting the word douchebag as a passing snide remark, for the occasional ass hole, but exchanged it for and every day, insult to America, American citizens, and Me, as a tax-paying member of this once democratic oriented society!

It seems along with Trump’s hunches regarding the CORONAVIRUS, his PR schtick with both Chairman Rocket Man and the Taliban, to make headlines as the first president to ever…, then walks away nonplussed, because nothing more but an Instagram shot, or a flurry of Trump did this headlines, made the headlines. It seems with the highest recorded deficit for this nation, money being drained from the Military for a FOX Viewer/MAGA flimsy Wall, money eliminated for the SNAP Program, the Vet Hospitals, and of course Social Security, and of course the outrageous costs to tax payers for the Secret Service and questionable ethics of using Trump Properties for any Trump and Company trip, or vacation… the US Citizen is watching Melania Trump, dressed in her I could give a fuck America outfit, hard hat and all, scanning blueprints for new TENNIS COURTS on the White House property! Yep, TENNIS COURTS…

There are oh so many unreasonable and in this day and age, unsavory purposes for this “Let Them Eat Cake,” action. But since Mar-A-Lago might be too much of a fuss for a quick game of Tennis, and because the Courts will replace the area of yet one more Obama originated the idea (his Basketball Court, and Michelle’s Garden.) Giving no shits at all except to feed his own insecure sociopath paranoia, America’s House will now have a Tennis Court. DOUCHEGAGS, fucking DOUCHEBAGS, the King, his Anchor Immigrant wife…