“Take me out to the ballgame Take me out to the crowd Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack I don't care if I never get back”
Sharing “the Washington Suite” with Trump for Game 5 of the World Series between Nats and Astros, where a cast of Tea Bagging, Treasonous Treacherous, Traders from the Russian Republican Party, who by all accounts had their evening at the Ball Park paid for by the Tax Payer. This INFAMOUS bevy of bogus and bigoted betrayers of motherhood, apple pie, white picket fences and of course included two Senators, David Perdue, and that Little Lindsey Graham lover all of all things Putin! Along for the ride were a few Tea Bagging, I could give one shit about democracy Congresspeople such as the illustrious daughter of the Iraqi Scheme to make Big Bucks off the OIL Fields in the Middle East, and the useless lives of both the American Troops and of course those lightly brown-skinned Muslims, Liz (let the Indigenous Tribes of North America go back to where they came from Cheney. Along for the Tax Payer Free Ride were the let’s Storm the Security Room of Congress, the Delightful DUI Guy, Matt (My father will have you fired for giving me a ticket for driving while drunk and wealthy) Gaetz, Mark (no matter what they do, if it is done by the Dems it is a coup) Meadows, the ever hypocritical Christian Crusader, Steve Scalise, and the new wannabe Paul Ryan, but with a few more balls, Kevin McCarthy. They were also joined with lesser-known, but just as Russian Ruble Hungry bribes, Andy Biggs, Kay Granger, John Ratcliffe, and Kevin Brady. Due to Princess Ivanka’s anniversary weekend, (Again paid in full by the TaxPayers), Trump was stuck bringing his stand-in First Lady Melania who removed the Anchor as in Anchor Immigrant. But I am Princess Ivanka will make it up to Daddy Trump, by sitting on his lap in the Oval Office!
“So it's root, root, root, for the home team If they don't win, it's a shame It's one, two, three strikes you're out At the old ballgame.”
Seems, the root, root, root was more like BOO, BOO, BOO, and a whole of “Lock ‘em Up’s. Standing, waving, as if he was at one of his Hitleresque or Mussolini Fascist Rallies, Trump stood gave that “go get ‘em fist, as he tried to smile. But as evil would have it, both eyes have become as squinty as his lips now taking on that odd shape of a real ass hole (the anatomy, not person), that if you looked close enough you were not certain if he was shitting in his pants, or was just released as a part of a human centipede and still had the bandages remaining from being tied to Putin’s ass! If Trump had Handlers, (most creatures of the wild need handlers,) someone might have told the NARCISSIST that going anywhere in public except for his Nazi Red Cap Re-Election Klan meetings is NOT a good idea. But lo and behold, Trump and his cadre of either blackmailed or bribed tribe of anarchists went to World Series. I am certain, there will be spin, in a few iterations. First, I am certain the Adderall dosage was increased and placed into his Coke and speaking of Coke, I betcha Melania had her “for special emergencies” pack of white powder at the ready, for just such events. FOX News most likely replaced the boo’s and the “lock him up with voice-overs of look at him and he is the best! Oh yeah, and Trump refused to throw out the first pitch…for the first time, he discovered sanity, but then again he is never one to endanger his life and probably knew that there were a WHOLE lot of Americans wanting to throw their first pitch right back at him!
