So now, Trump is doing stand-up comedy, except for the times when he looks like he is about to fall down. At the once, PRONOUNCED TREMENDOUS/SPECTACULAR/AMERICA Had Never Seen Nor Will Ever See Such A PERFECT/WONDERFUL Tulsa Rally, expecting at least I million attendees…so LARGE that outdoor staging and event were to be planned, from which the total was a MEH, 6,702 death seekers and wanna be homicidal MAGA’s (suicidal too, because if you went without a mask and sat next to the other 6000 folks, you were and still are at risk of catching a bad case of COVID, and yes homicidal, because being there, you, YES YOU MAGA, have the power to kill another individual by sharing your symptoms or asymptomatic contagion and kill a few family and friends, whose immune system, just ain’t a part of that making America Great Hooey, from which you love to lather and bathe!
But, again I got carried away ranting on another whole Trump bit of bull shit. Back to the Stand-Up Trump Routine. First, he makes his appearance, a black glob standing in front of the Flag. Is it the BLOB from the 1960’s horror flick ‘THE BLOB’, is it ELVIS (the fat days of ELVIS making an appearance from the grave) NOPE its HEEEEEER’s DONNIE! So of course, as Trump’s mental illness progresses at amazing rates of infection, Trump MUST explain the truth and make it sound like a lie, but still admit the truth about it (it is that sociopath, narcissist derangement syndrome thing!) First it’s the stumbling and feeble walk down the ramp, the joke is the FAKE PRESS, invented the story, but the punch line provided by the now and new Stand Up Comic Commander and Chief was that he turned to HIS (he seems to think the Military are like the toy soldiers he played with as a kid,, and still owns them) General, and said who would have thought THESE LEATHER SOULS, would be good for ramps, everyone knows expensive leather souls are just for walking on flat surfaces (That was the joke, sorry!) So Trump can only walk on smooth flat surfaces, or on golf courses with the cleats on his golf shoes because they will anchor him.
But the bigger joke, the one that comedians usually end with, was Trump’s joke about his inability to hold a glass of water, the set up was, that he really didn’t want to drink the water, but his lips were dry, and it was hot, so he grabbed the glass, and the glass, was a bit slippery. But here is where the joke became off track, and his truth which he makes into a lie which ends up being THE TRUTH is what he said next, “…and now the Fake Media say I have Parkinson’s…” When Trump speaks about others and calls them names, or says others call him names, he cannot help but let us know, that he knows that in fact any name he calls another, or any deficit he claims in another’s personality is really HIS OWN…one has to wonder if Trump truly is suffering from Parkinson’s. No joke about that disease, sad and scary.
And then finally as the Stand Up Comic Commander In Chief bragged about he told (once again his people) NO MORE TESTING BECAUSE TESTING IS THE ONLY REASON WHY COVID IS ON THE INCREASE, and the MAGA’s pre-meditated murders in the empty Tulsa BOK center cheered, spit, kissed high fived, hugged one another, gave their babies an extra hug or two, even passing that same baby to Gramps, after the laughter died, and a few more people most likely from within that enclosed auditorium might be dead…as usual, the Trump Enablers/Flying Monkey’s/Ass Licking/ team of assassins, did their usual walk back and told us IT WAS JUST A JOKE DUDE, LIGHTEN UP…
