Hey Vladimir Putin (Wow in some Republican circles in this nation, your name is as synonymous as Apple Pie, Some Good Nazi’s, Baseball, and Slavery was a good thing), but I digress. I want to thank you for the release of three American citizens from North Korea. NOW, come on Vlad, humble has never been one of your strong points. WE all know, except the members of the Flat Earth Society and of course FOX viewers, that you are the true benefactor for Kim Jong-un, and not China, we know this because you love silent, secretive side deals and you have this penchant for wanting to dominate the world. It seems you know American politics better than the Democrats and have pegged the Republicans as an easy target, so it makes sense, with all the bad press Trump has achieved most recently, you decided ton throw him a bone. Now, no one is accusing you doing this because of a good heart…NO WAY DUDE…you realize that trump needs some popular vote adjustment, and nothing makes for good press then the release of any American, especially from the most evil of evil kingdoms on Earth, aside from your homeland of Russia, North Korea. But you are a tit for tat kind of guy, so once Trump promise to pull out of the Iran Nuclear Deal, you rewarded him with a petty swap. The swap, Vlad, cut loose three Americans and make sure the US cuts away from its allies in Europe one more time. You are good Vlad, and the juicy blackmail stuff you have on anyone Trump must certainly be even juicier.
You see Vlad, if True had a heart, or even a rotted piece of membrane located in the upper left side of his chest, he would have been gracious enough to DEMAND we provide shelter for Syrian families, at least Syrian kids murdered by you and Bashar A-Assad, OR Trump would DEMAND that ICE stop placing in prison parents of brown colored skinned families and breaking up their families placing the children in a form of Concentration Camp! So, Vlad, there is an American saying about selling bridges in Manhattan, or that a sucker is born every minute, and for many Republicans both are true…and even for most of the media all frenzied and crazed about you…but BUD, I see right through you. You got to keep Trumps popularity numbers high in America while destroying the US popularity everywhere else. YOU ARE GOOD! So as the news cycle focuses on the kind, considerate, brave American leader that you have manufactured, in Trump, you are having a heyday wrecking each and every democratic institution that is still functioning. Trump is a chump, but you know how to make many an American an even better CHUMP!
