Someone must have left the lights on in the Senate, as two of the three COCKROACH senators have emerged, hunting for food in the form of 15 minutes unabashed, useless fame and of course the crumbs of payoff from Putin to bolster their lacking of importance senatorial careers. The two COCKROACH Senators who have made an appearance, are Little Marco Rubio, who needed to shine some light on the fact that it's okay to purge America of any dissidents who had knowledge of very complicated security issues, such as anyone who worked for the Obama Administration, while remaining mum on permitting Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Stephen Miller, and Steve Bannon to know every secret ever kept confidential. Of course Little Marco’s go to line is that “he has just heard about this new presidential destruction of history, so even though he [Rubio) knows not that much, all he needs to know is that it might make sense. One has under how may rubles, how many hacked polling places, and how much laundered money it takes to have Little Marco step into the light. Little Marco, hates to be caught saying anything, that may later be proven corrupt, criminal or insane, but Little Marco has been left in the dark a bit too much and even COCKROACHES will feed in the light.
Rand Paul, another COCKROACH Senator found enough crumbs of possible political power to crawl out from whichever lie he had been hiding. He too needs his 15 minutes of hypocrisy and Rand has jumped on the Russian bandwagon. Rand, it seems is going to visit Russia and set those Oligarchs straight. It seems Rand has run out of campaign money after spending most of it on his family’s vacations in Europe, so a little cozy, trip to Moscow is just the ticket necessary to float down the river of treason. Rand has pissed that some of the Obama era security professionals are either getting paid to speak about how Trump has been fucking things up, or that they are indeed speaking the truth, which Rand’s campaign had been warned about to try and stop. So, like his brother COCKROACH Senator, Rubio, Rand is tasing hell, and agrees that as did Stalin, so well when he maimed, murdered and destroyed Russia, to wipe out the past, ignore history and pretend that today is new yesterday!
The third COCKROACH SENATOR, Teddy (the Prophet) Cruz, has been missing in action recently, perhaps because this time around his tenure as a Texas senator is in real jeopardy, and even the most malignant of gerrymandering established may not save his job. Usually, one never missing the chance to pontificate or profess the true meaning of life, Teddy (the Prophet) would be vigorously accusing Devils and Demons trying to dehumanize the Christ-like Trump. But Beto O’ Rourke has truly been energizing Texans. So, I suppose the third COCKROACH Senator is back at home begging Jesus to visit his father or his wife, as Jesus did so prior to the 2016 campaign and announce that THIS time Teddy TRULY is the one. The Republican’s in Congress are dire warnings that not everyone in America should be destined to be a politician. And oh yeah, speaking go Security Clearances, I am CERTAIN, that had we been able to actually see, and read Trumps Business and Tax returns, Donald would not only NEVER (a double negative) have any security clearance, but would be placed on the do not fly list.
