I cautiously wondered where in the world RUDY, Giuliani, had been hiding. He certainly was not in QUARANTINE, because, his Lord and Master Trump, finds that such an overdone Liberal Democrat Hoax of a thing, and RUDY, would never obscure the lies and fiction of Trump. I mean even Crazy Lady Kellyanne came out of a rock recently, still with the mold and excrement of birds and underground mammals all over her, to expound upon the TREMENDOUS AND PERFECT job Trump had been doing in letting only a few 100,000 dies (this was before Prince Jared was added to the list of pre-meditated murderers, so Kellyanne, had no reason to vomit any extra turd balls for the camera.) But RUDY, the man with the plan, the man with the corruption, crime, and grifters delight oozing out of every single orifice his mangled body could produce, RUDY, was missing!
But now, RUDY is back, and has brought with him the debunked Laura Ingraham Snake Oil Potion, banned from Twitter, and by the ADA, the COVID-19 CURE-ALL, HYDROXY-CHLOROQUINE! Yes, RUDY has been in a remote Laboratory (most likely near one of his remote OFFSHORE BANK SITE ISLANDS) working with Dr. OZ in discovering the magic potion, which will Make not America Great Again, but will assure Trump’s spot as not only a great businessman, but now a physician. And all of the GOP Governors of most Red States in the South and Midwest, all of the FOX minions ready with a pitchfork and their Second Amendment, and all of the MEGA CHURCH PASTORS who have told their parishioners that to not congregate in a church in mass numbers is playing for the Devil, and of course all of the RED HAT, WHITE ROBE, GOP SS, Troops, now have the real elixir to kill that CHINA VIRUS! Now, Jared doesn’t have to worry about ventilators, or hospital beds, or tests, or PPE’s (although, we are certain that Jared will also be losing lots of kickbacks,) because RUDY and his Reality TV doctors have the magic potion. RUDY is back and as dead as ever, and in his usual way, killing anything living in which he comes into contact! Phew, I was worried!
