Thursday, July 27, 2017

HILLARY

McCain pretends he cares and gets a standing ovation for it. Caitlyn suddenly is offended and seeks her 15 minutes more of fame to say so. The Log Cabin Republicans are having hissy fits…Orrin Hatch suddenly hearts the T of the LGBTQ community. Scaramucci dresses up Sara Huckabee. Jeffy Sessions is beat up again, and cries give me more. Boy Scouts jeer the  past president but the Boy Scouts Of America CEO says MEH, why me worry, North Korea wants war, Little Jared is offended with the word collusion and Trump still makes his clothing NOT IN AMERICA…And still, somehow its Hillary’s fault.

Lets be clear Putin is the baddest ass of current history, he fears no one EXCEPT he feared HILLARY…Yep, he feared her so much he blackmailed Trump fed him a diet of ego pills, prostitutes who had to pee and promised his children they could rule islands of the world. Putin feared Hillary so much he hacked our elections…Putin feared Hillary so well he bribed Jill Stein to run against her…He feared Hillary so much, he palled around with a turtle named McConnell and for all of McConnell’s dirty work knighted him calling him Comrade McConnell. Putin was afraid of that little ole’ lady named HILLARY.

Not only did bad ass Putin fear HILLARY, the entire GOP did also…Little Jason Chaffetz and scrawny Trey Gowdy spent endless hours lying to the public, making up stories about how awful HILLARY was. Paul Ryan even removed his All American look to replace it with that Eddie Munster smirk. All of the candidates from the Prophet Cruz to the BS Libertarian Paul sited HILLARY as Public Enemy Number One. All of these big bad boys along with emasculated losers like Hannity, Limbaugh, Giuliani and FOX and Friends demanded HILLARY be jailed for every single crime in America. 


HILLARY was feared by the same men and women who have spit on the Constitution/drowned democracy/hate minorities/have premeditated murder in mind for health care/and think the planet is only 5600 years old and if Jesus’s dad built it he will protect it…Putin knew HILLARY would kick ass, but instead he proved how well Americans/greed/power can make an ass out of you and me.