Saturday, July 22, 2017

They Shoot Horses

“They Shoot Horses Don’t They?” Prior to the days of modern veterinary science, it was common practice (and considered merciful) to shoot a horse with a broken leg to "put it out of it's misery." Back then it was considered almost impossible to successfully heal the broken leg bone of a large heavy horse, and even today it often requires surgery, metal implants and much care. This phrase has been used as a title for a book and a movie, and the phrase is trying to say that if a horse in such miserable shape would automatically be shot, why should a human being be expected to endure it? So we say fare thee well, to a catastrophic , ill qualified pop culture cartoon, spoofed to the delight of viewers all over the world on Saturday Night Live and YOU TUBE, one meaningless buffoon Sean Spicer from the dystopian empire known as Trump Things. Poor Sean he never stood a chance buffeting the truth seeking reporters who knew how much Trump Things lied. Sean was that preverbal house in the midwest surrounded by nothing but prairie a sure target of a tornado at the ready to cause damage and destruction. First Sean was happy, then the look of Misery, as in the title of Stephen King’s book, as the lead character had his legs broken and was left an invalid at the mercy of Trump. Why Trump even tried to spiffy up Sean ordering Spicer to wear Trump brand clothing (The make America great line made in China). But sullen, shackled, doleful dreary Sean failed. Not my fault proclaimed Trump, i will never defend anyone, except the lust, I mean the love of my life Ivanka and myself. Bon Voyage Sean, I am sure there is some iron clad contract you had to sigh (Even though this is still America0 swearing you WILL NEVER TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUMP, just as you did so well as White House Fake News Guy.

Friends, you got trouble,  let me tell you what I mean. You got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table. Pockets that mark the diff'rence Between a gentlemen and a bum, With a capital “B," And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool! Trouble, sung by Professor Harold Hill from the Musical The Music Man, by Meredith Wilson.  When Harold Hill traveling Con Man arrives in River City he convinces the locals to start a band by purchasing the uniforms and instruments from him. His intention is to flee as soon as he receives the money. New Con, the ex Wall Street Financier who said: During an appearance on Fox Business in August 2015, Scaramucci called Trump a bully whose campaign would "eventually implode.” In response to Trump's criticism of hedge fund managers, who he said "move around papers," Scaramucci called Trump "a hack politician" and said his comments were “anti-American." But hey we got trouble in Trump City, so who best but one more slimy, sleazy, oily, snake oil salesmen, who for the right amount of pay and of course fame and fortune change his tune to I love the guy (Trump), just love him. This time around we got a guy who on his first day wore the (Make America great again, made in China) Trump attire. Why he even told the girl who introduced him all he needs was some more makeup and hairspray when facing the correspondents. This time around we got a communications director who most likely taught Ms KellyAnne (I have no soul) Conway how to lie. Oh yeah we got trouble, its called SCARAMUCCI!