Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire…the White House Correspondence Association IS deeply concerned, maybe even chagrined…with great consternation so it seems…WHY…well gosh darn, Trump the jerk who won the Republican nomination to represent that political party in the presidential reality show, is STILL acting like Trump the jerk who won the Electoral College majority…AND he is KEEPING SECRETS…ya know…like when he lied about the reason he couldn’t provide a copy of his tax returns, and we STILL haven’t seen it…OR THE copy of his medical report, not the one written on the TO DO LIST by a guy who just plays a doctor on TV but a real MD. MY STARS IN HEAVEN, the press is all flummoxed, that Trump and his third wife, with that foreign sounding name and accent, DID NOT permit the press to follow him on his payoff’s…I mean visits on his first DC tour. We got to see him with President Obama, (Thanks Mr President…I for one will certainly miss you)…but once Trump, the ever cunning and conning clown visited the REST of the politico’s in Washington, his band of brown shirts (oops, my Freudian slip) I meant gang his of liars and liar-esses (He likes to treat women SPECIAL) in white sheets, told the White House Correspondence Association…not this time bitches! Seems Trump the Conquerer, is changing the rules (Now that is a headline) Trump plays by his own rules, then changes those rules then plays by new rules, but forgets they were his rules so he changes them again!
The Press is a mess. I guess they never saw this coming! OMG! How in the World could this happen, not letting all of the press have access to the Presumed Electoral College Nominee for President! Some thing MUST be done about this….HMMM…lets call upon the majority in the House and Senate…I am sure those Republicans, who always talk about the red, white and blue surely understand, this press snub sounds a lot like a dictatorship… well maybe not, I REAKON, those guys and gals are too busy rigging the elections in their own state what with stricter Voter ID Laws less polling places and voting hours…Guess those Republicans are busy enjoying the the way the activist Supreme Court decided that this election should be the first one since 1965 without the protection of the Voting Rights Act!
And so it begins, a drip, a drop, just some spilled water on the floor. Then a spurt, a splash, anyone have a mop and pail…then GLORY BE the entire damn just explodes and the flood appears. We never saw it coming, will be the headlines, it was like the earth shook and a great tsunami wave of Fascism over too the USA! Holy Cow, how’d that happen!
