Friday, November 25, 2016

Real Boats Rock

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock." Frank Herbert. Here is what happened: The Russians expected Americans to act as they normally do, to try and find an answer to a question that was never asked. So, while anticipating the American approach to a problem, which is to try and talk their way through it, the Russians hacked the servers of anything Democrat Party, including Hillary! The Russians had some hard core blackmail on Trump and also knew his greed and gluttony would always come before anything else, including patriotism and purpose. Never tell the Emperor he has no clothes while all the time disrobing him. Bring into the chaos a man who thrives on mayhem, (Steve Bannon), and tempt the fool (Trump) with plans of unequivocal power, and of course notoriety so the fool (Trump) will be deluded with temptation. All the while make sure the self doubters (The many minions who voted Trump, and of course the GOP party leaders)have more reason to believe they have been duped by anyone who uses correct English, has studied history, and is of a different color, religion or sexual preference.  Let the Dems do what they have historically done, play by the rules and watch as American politics 2016 version become a party for the Communists of Russia.

Of course diss Hillary, using the best propaganda American capitalism can buy, FOX, Conservative Radio, the Koch Brothers and those newly minted Corporations born into personhood, (At the behest of a very partisan Supreme Court) and continue the witch hunt as if it were the 1600’s or the McCarthy Era. Watch as the gerrymandered Republicans hover over nonsense, pretending that the people’s business is to keep the GOP elected, and let the lies fly, the innuendo spread, and the talking heads explode. Look elsewhere as the hackers deviously and oh so daringly lay waste to the last vestiges of a decaying Democracy. 


Announce, of course, after the fact, that we have been HACKED. Wipe your sweaty palms all over your wrinkled brow and curse those damn Ruskies. Ruminate, as Trump pretends he won the election fair and square, even as he and his henchmen HAD announced “something up our sleeves”, “November surprises,” and “it will be a rigged election.” Wonder why EVERYONE got the election WRONG, why Trump had no ground game in the very states in which he supposedly won the Electoral Votes, and try and figure why would Trump spend his last voting day in Michigan? So smooth of an operation, and the knowledge that most Americans would be fooled, by one of the greatest fools (Trump) who without his best bud Putin, would be nothing but the stuff on the bottom of your shoe you just stepped in.