Friday, May 8, 2020

It ain't me babe

“Go 'way from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed. I'm not the one you want, babe, I'm not the one you need. You say you're lookin' for someone Never weak but always strong, To protect you an' defend you Whether you are right or wrong, Someone to open each and every door, But it ain't me, babe, No, no, no, it ain't me, babe, It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.” (It Ain’t Me Babe/Bob Dylan)

It was Open “Mic,” session today, for the self-proclaimed, I AM THE CHRISTIAN, EVEN JESUS IS JEALOUS OF, Mikey Pence, Mother Pence’s Boy Toy, and owner! Maybe the better phrase is “Hot Mic,” for Mikey! It seems in the midst of Pence’s Hocus Pocus approach to governing and apparently, his ill-conceived comprehension of the Tenants of Christianity itself, Mikey (Mother Pence’s Little Boy) was performing some show and tell, today. (Mikey’s lackluster performance as Coronavirus Task Force Chairman, his inept over his head understanding of science, or that science is real, and his “Yes Mr. President,” “Of course Mr. President,” “Thanks to you Mr. President,” have many wondering if the word EUNUCH is a better description of his job in the White House than the title Vice President.) Consider how much Trump Turd this guy's licks, plus, how every time that mean “Lame Street Press/Fake News,” comments on just what a poor job Mikey has been doing, what we get is Mother Pence defending him, the whole theory of being AN EMASCULATED MALE, just seems to float into conversation regarding Mikey! But I digress, because today, some true colors, (no not the red, white, and blue of the American Flag, but the darker hues of the color spectrum used to paint sinister and insidious,) presented themselves in full force.

In a continuation of the Trump Administration Sham regarding any honest attempt to handle the Trump Virus,(let’s begin to phrase things the same way the GOP and FOX News do, by scapegoating someone,) it seems Mikey had a cadre of reporters and his own set of pool boys, ready to deliver some PPE Masks to a Nursing Home. How Sweet, how, Christian, how Official, except that the box in which we supposed were gaggles and gaggles of masks for the most likely already infected COVID-19 Nursing home patients and staff, was ABSOLUTLEY  nothing, or in honor of Trump’s painting the Border Wall Black (using valuable tax dollars in this crisis, let me say in Spanish…)NADA!  Ready for his close up, one of Mikey’s helper pool boy elf types, unaware that Mikey’s microphone was still ON, said, “…I can carry this for you, Sir, the box is empty, there is nothing inside…
SWELL, HUH! Photo Op, Media Coverage, Trump’s Team of PR Propagandist Thugs, ready for one more smoke and mirror trick on  America. And, wham bam NO THANK YOU, MA’AM, Mikey Pence was jerking off the employees, and patients, presenting them with the usual Trump promise, an Empty Box of nothing! I wonder, Mother Pence how you will claim innocence for your husband, and I wonder all you Christians out there who have believed Pence is Holier than all Hell, What Would Jesus Say? I am originally from Pittsburgh and what we would say is Mike Pence, YOU are a JAGOFF!