Friday, January 18, 2019

It Takes a Woman

“It takes a woman to quietly plan
To take him and to change him to her kind of man
And to gently lead him
Where fortune can find him
And not let him know that the power behind
Was that dainty woman?
That fragile woman, that sweetheart
That mistress, that wife” (‘It Takes a Woman’-Hello Dolly, by Jerry Herman)

Trump-ty-Dump-ty tried once again, with his insecure, inept, uneducated and utterly self-centered narcissist nastiness, to GET EVEN, with Nancy Pelosi, and the Dems, because he has been called out for his immature, insane and inane idiocy regarding the Government Shut down, and the reoccurring flagellation toward his Lord and Master Vlad Putin. Stop the presses, just as the Speaker of the House is about to board a plane and visit Afghanistan, speak with the Troops, and the leadership of both the government and our allies, after ISIS had murdered 4 Americans in Syria, Trump-ty Dump-ty, demonstrates HIS one and only quality of being the bully and provides the enemy with the luxury of revealing a Top Secret Mission, led by the Third Person (The Speaker of the House) in secession to the presidency, Nancy Pelosi.

No plane for you Nancy, but there is a special HUGE Plane, for Melania to fly off on taxpayers expense to Mar-A-Lago, so she can indulge in what frills she desires as more and more Federal Workers go without pay, are furloughed, Farmers stuck with rotting produce, less security at the airports, some people without at least one meal a day…But I am Trump-ty Dump-ty and I own all the Kings horses and all the Kingsmen…EXCEPT, Dear Trump-ty Dump-ty this time you are messing with the Madame Speaker of the House, and she unlike the man you turned into your own personal EUNUCH, (Poor Paul Ryan) Ms. Pelosi ain’t gonna take the orange shade of shit you toss around, and she will fight back hard. Trump-ty Dump-ty you fear strong women, you seek beautiful women to soothe your frail ego, thinking money is the machismo that makes you a man…Piss off the wrong woman, and bud…and risking the lives of Nancy Pelosi, the team of Democrat Congress People, the Troops and our agents in Afghanistan…and you will feel the wrath, that too many of your blackmailed, spineless and ball-less Republican Comrades are to frightened to demonstrate.

Tweety Bird Trump, yet one more cartoon character or creature from some Grimm Brother’s Fairy Tale, your treacherous, tyranny, your three-year-old temper tantrums, your lies, collusion, criminal acts, all choreographed so eloquently via Putin and his KGB Oligarch buddies have worked to your advantage so far. In this nation, it seems it is easier to break a law then mend the offense…but there went and done Nancy Pelosi wrong and as the lyrics go, It takes a woman…