LIE, or I might go to jail

 If I said it, and if I pontificated about it, and if I insisted upon it, and it is now backfiring, then you must pretend all of that bull shit does not exist. Because if you lose the majority in Congress, come the 2026 Midterms, then I will most likely be held accountable for the crimes and perverted actions I committed. I will never admit I was wrong, because to do so would begin a self-implosion of great magnitude, plus the fact that I AM NEVER SORRY OR WRONG about anything!

“Trump and his allies pitch a new idea: Maybe higher gas prices aren’t ‘bad news.’ We’ve reached the point at which the president wants consumers to be glad that they’re paying more at the pump. “(MS NOW)

Be happy, MAGA, Republicans, and those who somehow decided that it would be cool to vote for a Felon, a Rapist, and a Fraud, so that you can spend more money on everyday items, energy, healthcare, and food. Be happy because your savior, Trump, says so. He doesn’t have to worry; his billionaire donors don’t have to worry; the millionaires on FOX don’t have to worry, because they are doing just fine financially. But you are being UNPATRIOTIC when you dare say, I am broke because of you, Trump, and Republicans!

“Here’s a clear sign President Donald Trump knows his approach to immigration is losing in the court of public opinion. White House deputy chief of staff James Blair “privately urged House Republicans on Tuesday to stop emphasizing ‘mass deportations’ and instead focus their messaging on removing violent criminals,” Axios reported this week, citing sources in the room. (MS NOW) 

Just tell your constituents, Republican eunuchs, that MASS DEPORTATIONS are a figment of their imaginations, and of course, a made-up news story by the Left-Wing Socialist Snowflakes. Insist that Renee Good and Alex Pretti never really existed, and pretend that if they did exist, they were lifelong hardcore criminals. Be vehement that all of the children taken to some rotting concentration camps were actually drug dealers in training, and that their parents were rapists, members of some drug cartel.

I, Donald J. Trump, must remain as King, and as Ru Paul says to his drag Queens, “and don’t fuck it up,” because if you do, I just might go to prison.

 

 

 

 

 

Yes Master

 When it comes to defining victory in Iran, many Republicans on Capitol Hill have a simple answer: Ask President Donald Trump. As the U.S. war with Iran closes in on the two-week mark, Republicans are eager to tout military accomplishments — including degrading Iran’s missile capabilities — but they are less clear on what a victory looks like. (MS NOW)

There is one reality in the world of spineless, ball-less, soulless, sad, and sorry Republicans in Congress, and that is a made-up world by a malignant narcissist, named Donald Trump. Truth is a lie, lies are truth. Empathy is evil, sympathy a sin, and the only future that matters is keeping Trump out of jail and in power, so that they, the Republicans, can maintain their own fiefdoms. 

Trump, demonstrating his usual delusional, dystopian, self-serving behavior, believes that he is truly in charge of the world (not the world that Putin is in charge of), but the rest of the world. Trump also believes that the rest of the world will willingly kowtow to his every whim, wish, and mindless machinations, and fall in line, as have about 99% of the Republicans in politics within the USA.

No war plan, Trump one day claiming victory,  then the other day saying we will still be fighting, Trump saying the war is almost over, Trump playing golf, and doing fundraising excursions, Trump playing Commander-In-Chief as he lounges, on taxpayer dollars in his Taxpayer Subsidized Palace Mar-A-Lago, no clue provided to the American people, and yet, HIS REPUBLICAN PUPPETS, refuse to question, refuse to do their Constitutional prescribed duties, preferring to kiss Trump’s ass.

It is no longer about the inabilities and lack of intelligence demonstrated by Trump; it is NOW about the disingenuous and dangerous Republicans in power!

 

 

 

 

should I just say GURL

 We have a war of choice in Iran. People are dying. Our Military does not seem to have a good sense of an endgame, let alone a day-to-day plan, but then this happened!

“Pentagon Bans Press Photographers After Ugly Photos of Hegseth. The defense secretary apparently found some recent photos of him “unflattering.” (The New Republic)

Self-acclaimed Mucho-Macho poser, Pete Hegseth, is now in War Rage, not against a foreign nation, but the corps of photographers who work for various Media Outlets.

Poser Pete is mad as hell, and ain’t gonna take it anymore because photographers had the audacity to snap photos of this self-declared Alpha, which did not flatter his ego.

Hmm. Let me offer this tidbit of advice to I wanna be a matinee idol Hegseth, there are people in your orbit who can actually provide you with beauty tips that, if used, will never catch you off guard with a bad hair day.

Go to Just Dance Vance and ask him about his daily regimen of applying eyeliner and that rosy blush on his cheek. Go to your Orange Idol, Trump, and ask him how to do a proper comb-over. And for those days that you are feeling peak age, I am certain he has tips on applying just enough body makeup to have you look like you are an orange dying on a tree. 

You have two folks, two other men who know their shit regarding how to look good. Good luck Petey! Or should I just GURL!

 

 

Whose your daddy?

 “Wyoming Governor Signs 6-Week Abortion Ban With No Exceptions For Rape Or Incest” (HuffPost).

Daddy’s little girl, in the state of Wyoming, will certainly now have a whole slew of different meanings. I mean, will it be the little girl he and his wife created, or will it be the little girl he and his daughter created? And which boy will be called Junior? Will it be the son born from the intercourse between husband and wife, or will it be the rape between father and daughter?

And one must now beg the question: in Wyoming, will we be using terms to describe male family members as "Uncle Daddy" or "Brother Daddy"?

And Sociologists in Wyoming will have to go back to the drawing board in defining the term Nuclear Family. I mean, will that term be used to include Stranger Rapist Daddy, or Next-Door Neighbor Rapist Daddy, or Pedophile Daddy?

And as if this law is not absurd and misogynistic hypocritical Christian enough, the douchebag Governor signed the bill that he says, will hurt vulnerable populations, but the Governor still signed the bill! WTF

Wyoming Governor Gordon, a Republican, said in a letter to lawmakers Monday that he has some misgivings about the law he signed because it does not include exceptions for pregnancies caused by rape or incest. “Where the act does not align to my pro-life stance is in the concern for specific vulnerable populations,” he wrote. (HuffPost)

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"Way ahead of schedule."

 Trump always says he’s ‘ahead of schedule’ — the Iran war is no different. The president says the Iran War is “way ahead of schedule,” but won’t explain what victory would look like. There’s a pattern here. (MS NOW)

Team Trump haunted by misguided pre-combat decisions as war continues. Hindsight is always 20/20, but the Republican administration has made bad decisions and showed poor judgment in ways that have already had lasting effects. (MS NOW)

Ahead of schedule in Iran, as Trump played golf at one of his golf courses in Florida, as the House Republicans watched and were away from Washington wasting taxpayers’ dollars, as the Military was somewhere bombing something in the Middle East. The mysterious Trump schedule, the plans which seem to be as hidden as the names of the Rapists and Molesters on the Epstein List.

Ahead of schedule, as in no longer requiring a regime change, ahead of schedule as in not permanently destroying Iran’s nuclear sites, as in encouraging the population of Iran, no longer willing to continue to protest their Dictators? Ahead of schedule, as in pretending that somehow the Strait of Hormuz would never be blockaded? 

Trump has gotten away with his lies, his consequences for never ever being honest with anyone, and now that he is President, never being honest with Americans has grown to a feverish pitch. People dying, prices increasing, billions of tax dollars being spent, reasons for Trump’s Iran War always changing, but somehow, as Trump stated, “We are ahead of schedule in Iran.”

And so far, almost 99% of the Republicans in Congress have remained silent, permitting Trump to say things like “We are ahead of schedule.”

 

 

 

COMPLETE

 Trump says "the war is very complete," and he's considering taking over Strait of Hormuz. (CBS News/March 9, 2026)

Complete, as in Regime Change, as in no more Nuclear Sites, as in no more nuclear bombs ready to target the USA next week, as in a revolution by the Iranian citizens celebrating Donald Trump as their savior?

And now we are back to calling it a war, and not a skirmish, or just a major combat mission? It was a war, then it wasn’t a war, and those who dared to tell Trump he actually was calling it a war were called liars. From Rubio to Hegseth, even to the newest yokel Markwayne Mullins, it was once a war, then we were told that the media was just using the war to stir up anti-patriotic anger.

Very complete, and yet the destruction and deaths continue.

I read a few reports from war Correspondents, and of the five of them, there was one common denominator regarding the purpose of the war, or how the war, not a war, but indeed a war, will go. All of these war correspondents said that it is Trump, not his generals, not his War Department, not the CIA, not a single one of them that Trump is listening to, that in fact the very fact that from one day to the next any messages provided seem insane, it is because, with this war, the next minutes, the next days, the next hours, depend on Trump’s mood. Think about that America!

"What, me worry?'

 “What, me worry?” (Alfred E. Neuman/MAD Magazine)

Around 300 FBI agents who worked mostly on national security matters have left the bureau since Donald Trump began his second term, including 45 who were fired…Most of those agents hunted terrorists and spies, and at least 50 of them were in leadership roles…it’s a talent drain without precedent in modern bureau history, and one that leaves the nation vulnerable amid heightened terrorism threats due to the Iran war and a relentless Chinese espionage campaign — that current FBI leadership rarely discusses… (MS NOW)

“Some people will die!” Donald J. Trump MAD President of the United States)

“In the Time magazine interview, Trump was asked if Americans should be concerned about potential retaliatory attacks that could take place on US soil. "I guess," Trump responded. "But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die." (BuzzFeed)

Once again, as if history were nothing but an imaginary concept, it’s lesson so ready to be learnt is ignored as something that just doesn’t fit in with the wild machinations of a madman, who gives zero fucks, or shits, or concerns about anyone who is not he, or anyone who does not pay him hush money, or bribery dollars.

“The Kash Patel-led political retribution purge of the FBI is the equivalent of institutional decapitation,”… “After removing decades of leadership experience and expertise in counterterrorism, cyber, and counter-espionage, the country is now dangerously exposed and vulnerable to sophisticated foreign adversaries.”(MS NOW)

Think about the current leadership, the dudes in positions of power to keep America safe, secure, or once again an ongoing war zone…Trump/Patel/Hegseth/Rubio. “What, me worry”, you bet your sweet ass I do!