All the TIME in the world!

 President Trump has stated, "Whatever it takes," indicating that the war with Iran could last longer than the initially projected four to five weeks, and he emphasized, "I don’t get bored," suggesting he is committed to the operation for as long as necessary. (NBC News)

Trump understands the equation. “I have all the time in the World, but Iran doesn’t,” he declared on social media Thursday. He then lashed out at media narratives suggesting he’s desperate to end the war. “Don’t rush me. Don’t rush me,” Trump told reporters. “Every story I see, ‘Oh, Trump is under time pressure,’ I’m not. No, no. You know who’s under time pressure? They are.” (CNN)

Now that Trump says he has all the time in the world to do whatever he, and only he, so desires to do regarding the Iran War (Congress could actually speed up that timeline by denying war powers acts and, of course, the budget for the Trump/Iran War, but I digress).

All we, the people, have to do is just continue to pay higher gasoline prices. Higher grocery prices, higher fertilizer prices, which of course will add to even higher grocery prices. Because Trump gives zero shits about anyone who is not Trump, all we the people will have to do, as Trump has all the time in the world, is witness our government spending a billion dollars a day on Trump’s War of choice. (The Iran war is costing the U.S. roughly $1 billion per day, with estimates ranging from $1 billion to $2 billion daily. The total cost has reached over $11.3 billion in the first six days alone.)

All we, the people, can do while Trump has no idea how to end this war he started, is watch as Erick Trump (the dumbest of the sons, Trump Dumb and Dumber) scams American taxpayers with his company’s drone business. We can watch while Trump talks about his ballroom, his freedom arch, his repainting of the White House walls, and of course, as he flies to his Palace in Florida.

When will someone with power finally say to Trump you have no more time in the world you are fired?

An Influencer...a what?

 “Conservative influencer Brilyn Hollyhand, who billed himself as the new Charlie Kirk shortly after Kirk’s death, is getting mocked online for a particularly offensive hypothetical he discussed that was supposed to make people angry at the left.

“From where I’m standing right here,” Hollyhand, age 19, said, “a 12-year-old girl could travel two hours, claim they’re going to school, get an abortion, have a baby ripped limb-by-limb out of her body, drive back into the States, come home ‘from school.’ Parents have no idea, and politicians are just giddy.”

“That’s what’s allowed in this country.” (LGBTQ Nation)

This dud, er, I mean wanna be dude, who looks like a Charlie Kirk mannequin with the same lying eyes, and lips that double speak, has decided that a 12 year old girl getting pregnant is not the issue or important enough to discuss, rather the real immoral thingie, for this 19 year old adolescent snake oil salesman, is that she at 12 years of age should carry that baby whether she was raped by her dad or brother, uncle or grandpap, and that at the age of 12 should enjoy motherhood.

I am a man of a certain age, and thank goodness, within the madness of growing up in the 1960s, my contemporaries did not have the sudden rise to power of people called influencers. I still do understand how unqualified, very opinionated and biased, often bigoted, and mostly uneducated folks gain the trust and notoriety to become influencers! 

For this douchebag, who himself has far from a life lived, to pontificate hypothetically that a 12-year-old girl is somehow a woman, reminds me of the same people on the right who think that the girls raped and sexually abused by Trump and Epstein, and the cauldron of billionaires, are old enough to just relax and stop complaining!

Does this right-wing Conservative Christian nationalism ever end? Will those who do damage to others ever be held accountable, and when will this whole influencer bull shit just dry up and go away?

 

 

"I'm Sorry, So Sorry"

 I'm sorry, so sorry. That I was such a fool. I didn't know. Love could be so cruel. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes. (I'm sorry) I'm sorry. (So sorry) So sorry. Please accept my apology. But love is blind. And I was too blind to see. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes. (‘I’m Sorry/by Self & Allbritten)

I ain’t buyin’ what your sellin’ Tuck! Nope bud, your history of lyin’ goes way back, as far back as your decisions to change your opinion when that opinion ain’t sellin’ anymore. Tuck, my man you made millions upon millions working your voodoo over at FOX. You were paid richly for the con, and you knew exactly who was in the market to purchase your home-made bigotry, racism, xenophobia, and paranoia. You ain’t no dummy Tuck, just a cold hearted liar, the kind of guy who most likely would set fire to a theater, lock the doors on the way out and then blame the entire fiasco on some minority, someone you delight in identifyin’ as the other.

I imagine you have already selected the next best bull shit person to become King of the Morons, so you pretend that somehow you have a conscience. You hurt lots of people, Tuck, and until Trump’s popularity began to slide, you suddenly came up with this newest rendition of SORRY!

Oh, yeah, Tuck, you can tell your ex-co-star Megan (please notice me) Kelly over at FOX propaganda and bull shit, that I ain’t buyin’ the snake oil she is tryin’ to sell. Ms. (but I am important too) Kelly changes her mind a lot more than you do; she is less cautious than you, perhaps more insecure than you, who knows. 

So, sorry Tuck, and Megan, your sleaze bag tricks are nothing but ploys and plots, schemes, and scams to jump the Trump ship, and I suppose highjack whatever hateful cruise liner comes along next!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Conveniently it is now your body

 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday announced an end to the mandatory flu vaccine for all service members, citing a need to restore ‘medical autonomy.’ (MS NOW)

I have so many things to say, I must contain myself or this blog will become as long a read as the novel ‘War and Peace!’ But I will SAY this, if anything, Pete (Vlad The Impaler) Hegseth is superior at, it is his inability to witness his own hypocrisy in action, in plain sight. 

Pete (The Impaler) Hegseth has the audacity to say he wants to restore MEDICAL AUTONOMY, I mean, Holiest of fucks! Hey Petey Boy, when a female desires to decide the fate of her pregnancy, or if she so desires to take the Morning After Pill, you and your Christian Nationalists want her arrested or even tried for murder. You and your White Nationalists have zero tolerance for HER MEDICAL AUTONOMY. NONE!

“We’re seizing this moment to discard any absurd, overreaching mandates that only weaken our war-fighting capabilities,” Hegseth said in a video posted to his social media channels. “In this case, this includes the universal flu vaccine and the mandate behind it.” (Washington Post)

Of course, Pete (The Impaler had no time to read about bouts of disease that killed the Military in every war from WWI to Vietnam, because if he did so, he would realize that one of the biggest threats to our Troops is disease.

“But we will not force you, because your body, your faith and your convictions are not negotiable,” he said. (Washington Post)

Once again, Mr. Bull Shit and Mr. Christian Nationalist, and of course, the guy who is so insecure about his own masculinity, spew their bull shit when they SHOUT, “your faith and your convictions are not negotiable.” Perhaps Petey thinks vaccines make you a “sissy,” maybe he thinks that believing in the use of vaccines makes you too woke. But fuck it, Petey, how dare you use the excuse it’s your body and that makes it non-negotiable. 

I know you loathe women, no, not in divorcing them or getting physical with them in a drunken state, but you loathe them when they decide that if they want to seek an abortion, or a pill to make certain there is no pregnancy, it somehow AIN’T their body there choice! 

 

 

A "JAGOFF"

 Jagoff is a derogatory slang term from Pittsburghese that refers to a person who is a jerk, stupid, or inept. It is commonly used in the Pittsburgh area and has roots in the northern British Isles, derived from the verb "to jag," meaning "to prick or poke."

A jagoff is a jerk, idiot, or really any kind of irritating or unlikeable person, not unlike douchebag. It’s closely associated with the city of Pittsburgh, ya jagoff. (Slang dictionary)

Here are some ways to best describe a JAGOFF.

 Although Trump is the Commander-in-Chief, his irrational and at times bizarre and disturbing behavior is so counterproductive that it seems that military officials reportedly kept him out of the Situation Room during a high-stakes rescue mission in Iran due to concerns about his volatile demeanor. Translated into Pittsburghese, because Trump is such a Jagoff, it was best to keep him away from making any decisions that could affect the lives of the Troops. (Military Times)

Trump’s major concern has always been how to make a profit, no matter who else might lose. His greed is his oxygen. Because the only established goal Trump seems to have with the War in Iran, Trump has been JAGGING OFF investors, with his on-again, off-again declaration of victory or a ceasefire, or the end of the war. One might wonder what this JAGOFF is up to:

Trump's inconsistent messaging regarding the war with Iran appears to be a strategy to manipulate the markets, particularly in response to fluctuating oil prices. Analysts suggest that his announcements often coincide with significant market movements, indicating potential insider trading and market manipulation. (New Republic)

Trump ain’t the only Political JAGOFF, currently floating in the Washington DC toilet, actually, there is a major JAGOFF from the Pittsburgh area, who also deserves his cred as a full-fledged JAGOFF, and that is PA Senator John Fetterman. This JAGOFF has voted to confirm a vast majority of Trump’s personal picks as JAGOFFS, and Johnny Boy continues to ignore the wants and wishes of the vast majority of Pennsylvanian constituents who thought that by not voting for the JAFOFF Dr. OZ, they were going to get a real ally!

 

 

 

Math for Dummies

Math For Dummies

Trump Math: How many times must you claim VICTORY in the Iran War before there is actually a real victory? ANSWER: As many times as it takes until Trump is committed to a Mental Institution! 

Republican Math: How many Republicans in the Senate does it take to ensure that Trump disregards the US Constitution, diminishing the Republican Senate to nothing but spineless specimens of sacks of shit. ANSWER: All of the spineless Senate Republicans and the one Democrat, John Fetterman. 

Trump Math: How many times does your name have to show up in the Epstein Pedophile Files, before your Department of Injustice, and your cohorts of Republican Pedophile Protectors, realize that you are one of the most perverted criminals ever to be President? ANSWER: Infinitely, if it will at least keep you from facing time in prison!

Christian Nationalist Math: How many female CEO’s, female Executives, female professional working women will it take until the women of MAGA realize that the only people that are supposed to be Trad Wives are the hypocritical, misogynistic, snake oil female sales folk? Answer: Never gonna happen because the MAGA women are self-loathing, women who have been raised to understand that they are, were, and will be less than men!

Trump Math: How many bogus investigations will the Trump Administration require to be held until Trump and his sycophants realize that no matter how much they try to erase the past, the truth will remain that Trump lost the 2020 election? ANSWER: Not until Trump is placed in a secure Institution for the Criminally Insane! 

OTHERWISE, I might implode

 It is Sunday, April 19, 2026, in America, and once again, we read headlines as if any of us, those who still possess morals, values, intellect, and compassion, are supposed to be shocked or surprised that the world around us, led by a ragtag army of imbeciles, should be shocked or in awe. I will add, however, that as for me, I am not certain how much more my gut can absorb, as I feel the gnawing in the pit of my stomach, so ready to explode!

Trump's Bizarre Outburst Has Mental Health Experts Warning About "Narcissistic Collapse". (BuzzFeed) My response is… like DUH, this bit of information is noteworthy and new?

Energy secretary says fuel prices may not get back under $3 until 2027. (POLITICO)…But be happy, American consumers, these prices are higher for you, because the guy the majority of you voted for, is only doing this war for your protection. Don’t be a hater as you prioritize food, housing, and healthcare, it makes you so unpatriotic, as your Fuhrer Trump only has your freedoms in mind.

US extends waiver on Russian oil sanctions to ease Iran war shortages despite Bessent denial. The extension underscores how the fallout from the Iran war has made it easier for Moscow to profit from its energy exports. (POLITICO)… Snooty, snobby billionaire Scottie Bessent, who has zero time for the common people, is all a glow spreading Trump’s lies and helping with Trump’s conspiracy to make Russia Great Again. Scottie, Ms. Priss, and the Queen of Pout have no qualms about keeping Putin happy. Because keeping Putin happy keeps Scotty’s boss happy, which then keeps Scottie happy.

The FBI Director Is MIA. Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences. (The Atlantic) …You hire a Podcaster, a douchebag who is only famous because most of America would rather rely on morons and hate mongers than anyone with intelligence to become the FBI Director, and you expect an iota of competence or professionalism. HA! But here we are living in Trump Landia!

I write my blog because if I internalize the madness in which I find myself living, I might implode!