should I just say GURL

 We have a war of choice in Iran. People are dying. Our Military does not seem to have a good sense of an endgame, let alone a day-to-day plan, but then this happened!

“Pentagon Bans Press Photographers After Ugly Photos of Hegseth. The defense secretary apparently found some recent photos of him “unflattering.” (The New Republic)

Self-acclaimed Mucho-Macho poser, Pete Hegseth, is now in War Rage, not against a foreign nation, but the corps of photographers who work for various Media Outlets.

Poser Pete is mad as hell, and ain’t gonna take it anymore because photographers had the audacity to snap photos of this self-declared Alpha, which did not flatter his ego.

Hmm. Let me offer this tidbit of advice to I wanna be a matinee idol Hegseth, there are people in your orbit who can actually provide you with beauty tips that, if used, will never catch you off guard with a bad hair day.

Go to Just Dance Vance and ask him about his daily regimen of applying eyeliner and that rosy blush on his cheek. Go to your Orange Idol, Trump, and ask him how to do a proper comb-over. And for those days that you are feeling peak age, I am certain he has tips on applying just enough body makeup to have you look like you are an orange dying on a tree. 

You have two folks, two other men who know their shit regarding how to look good. Good luck Petey! Or should I just GURL!

 

 

Whose your daddy?

 “Wyoming Governor Signs 6-Week Abortion Ban With No Exceptions For Rape Or Incest” (HuffPost).

Daddy’s little girl, in the state of Wyoming, will certainly now have a whole slew of different meanings. I mean, will it be the little girl he and his wife created, or will it be the little girl he and his daughter created? And which boy will be called Junior? Will it be the son born from the intercourse between husband and wife, or will it be the rape between father and daughter?

And one must now beg the question: in Wyoming, will we be using terms to describe male family members as "Uncle Daddy" or "Brother Daddy"?

And Sociologists in Wyoming will have to go back to the drawing board in defining the term Nuclear Family. I mean, will that term be used to include Stranger Rapist Daddy, or Next-Door Neighbor Rapist Daddy, or Pedophile Daddy?

And as if this law is not absurd and misogynistic hypocritical Christian enough, the douchebag Governor signed the bill that he says, will hurt vulnerable populations, but the Governor still signed the bill! WTF

Wyoming Governor Gordon, a Republican, said in a letter to lawmakers Monday that he has some misgivings about the law he signed because it does not include exceptions for pregnancies caused by rape or incest. “Where the act does not align to my pro-life stance is in the concern for specific vulnerable populations,” he wrote. (HuffPost)

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"Way ahead of schedule."

 Trump always says he’s ‘ahead of schedule’ — the Iran war is no different. The president says the Iran War is “way ahead of schedule,” but won’t explain what victory would look like. There’s a pattern here. (MS NOW)

Team Trump haunted by misguided pre-combat decisions as war continues. Hindsight is always 20/20, but the Republican administration has made bad decisions and showed poor judgment in ways that have already had lasting effects. (MS NOW)

Ahead of schedule in Iran, as Trump played golf at one of his golf courses in Florida, as the House Republicans watched and were away from Washington wasting taxpayers’ dollars, as the Military was somewhere bombing something in the Middle East. The mysterious Trump schedule, the plans which seem to be as hidden as the names of the Rapists and Molesters on the Epstein List.

Ahead of schedule, as in no longer requiring a regime change, ahead of schedule as in not permanently destroying Iran’s nuclear sites, as in encouraging the population of Iran, no longer willing to continue to protest their Dictators? Ahead of schedule, as in pretending that somehow the Strait of Hormuz would never be blockaded? 

Trump has gotten away with his lies, his consequences for never ever being honest with anyone, and now that he is President, never being honest with Americans has grown to a feverish pitch. People dying, prices increasing, billions of tax dollars being spent, reasons for Trump’s Iran War always changing, but somehow, as Trump stated, “We are ahead of schedule in Iran.”

And so far, almost 99% of the Republicans in Congress have remained silent, permitting Trump to say things like “We are ahead of schedule.”

 

 

 

COMPLETE

 Trump says "the war is very complete," and he's considering taking over Strait of Hormuz. (CBS News/March 9, 2026)

Complete, as in Regime Change, as in no more Nuclear Sites, as in no more nuclear bombs ready to target the USA next week, as in a revolution by the Iranian citizens celebrating Donald Trump as their savior?

And now we are back to calling it a war, and not a skirmish, or just a major combat mission? It was a war, then it wasn’t a war, and those who dared to tell Trump he actually was calling it a war were called liars. From Rubio to Hegseth, even to the newest yokel Markwayne Mullins, it was once a war, then we were told that the media was just using the war to stir up anti-patriotic anger.

Very complete, and yet the destruction and deaths continue.

I read a few reports from war Correspondents, and of the five of them, there was one common denominator regarding the purpose of the war, or how the war, not a war, but indeed a war, will go. All of these war correspondents said that it is Trump, not his generals, not his War Department, not the CIA, not a single one of them that Trump is listening to, that in fact the very fact that from one day to the next any messages provided seem insane, it is because, with this war, the next minutes, the next days, the next hours, depend on Trump’s mood. Think about that America!

"What, me worry?'

 “What, me worry?” (Alfred E. Neuman/MAD Magazine)

Around 300 FBI agents who worked mostly on national security matters have left the bureau since Donald Trump began his second term, including 45 who were fired…Most of those agents hunted terrorists and spies, and at least 50 of them were in leadership roles…it’s a talent drain without precedent in modern bureau history, and one that leaves the nation vulnerable amid heightened terrorism threats due to the Iran war and a relentless Chinese espionage campaign — that current FBI leadership rarely discusses… (MS NOW)

“Some people will die!” Donald J. Trump MAD President of the United States)

“In the Time magazine interview, Trump was asked if Americans should be concerned about potential retaliatory attacks that could take place on US soil. "I guess," Trump responded. "But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die." (BuzzFeed)

Once again, as if history were nothing but an imaginary concept, it’s lesson so ready to be learnt is ignored as something that just doesn’t fit in with the wild machinations of a madman, who gives zero fucks, or shits, or concerns about anyone who is not he, or anyone who does not pay him hush money, or bribery dollars.

“The Kash Patel-led political retribution purge of the FBI is the equivalent of institutional decapitation,”… “After removing decades of leadership experience and expertise in counterterrorism, cyber, and counter-espionage, the country is now dangerously exposed and vulnerable to sophisticated foreign adversaries.”(MS NOW)

Think about the current leadership, the dudes in positions of power to keep America safe, secure, or once again an ongoing war zone…Trump/Patel/Hegseth/Rubio. “What, me worry”, you bet your sweet ass I do!

"Russia if you're listening..."

 "Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press," Trump said in a July 27, 2016 news conference. (Donald J. Trump)

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth said this morning that Iran should brace for heavy strikes today and that Russia should not be involved in the war with Iran. U.S. special envoy to the Middle East Steve Witkoff said today that Russia had denied a Washington Post report that the country is sharing intelligence on U.S. military assets with Iran. (MS NOW)

Let’s break this thingie down, shall we! Steve Witkoff is a buddy of Trump; he is, as is Trump, really, really, really interested in land development. Stevie Witkoff, until playing golf with Donnie, and contributing millions to Donny’s campaign, had no experience in government affairs, and the only negotiation success was buying land cheaply and selling it to others more expensively, yet Stevie Witkoff is Trump’s head honcho regarding the Iran War.

Steve Witkoff is an American businessman who has worked in real estate, first as an attorney and then as an investor and developer. He amassed a fortune, much of it from the Witkoff Group (founded 1997), which buys, finances, and constructs buildings. (Britannica) Steve Witkoff donated nearly $2 million to Donald Trump's campaigns and various funds. (Jerusalem Post)

And then we have Pistol Pete, I can bench 350 pounds and do tons of pushups and can beat up women, Hegseth telling us that Russia should not be involved with Trump’s Iran War. Uh-huh, and how exactly, if we have been knocking ‘em dead in Iran, has Iran been privy to launch missiles successfully to American targets that even most of the US military had no idea that they existed?

Ummm….as Donny Trump once said, “ Russia, if you are listening…”

 

Vacation on the taxpayer dime

 “President Donald Trump on Monday offered a brag about his time in office so far that even critics had to agree was right on the money. “No other president could do some of this shit I’m doing,” Trump said at a retreat for House Republicans, held at his Doral resort in Miami.  (HuffPost)

For once a bit of truth has dripped from the orange orifice located on his face, but similar to the orifice located in his rump, but are full of shit usually. Bragging about all of the shit he has committed, Trump seems delighted to have wreaked havoc, chaos, anger, despair, and pain not only to the American public but indeed to the world in which this nation is a part.

All of this happened as the Trump-owned Republican Representatives of the House took some leisurely time off from work, of course, at the taxpayers’ expense, as they vacationed during a war in Iran that was still blossoming, while spending said taxpayers’ money at The Doral Hotel, which is owned and operated by Trump. Forget so far that 7 American troops have died, forget that we are on the brink of one of most dangerous wars in the recent 25 years of history, forget that energy prices are on the rise, forget that health care is still expensive, forget all of that Republicans, because your Puppet Master, Trump needed a little ego stroking, and all of you needed to donate whatever is left of your spines!

I wonder how much it actually costs the taxpayer for the House Republicans to lodge, eat, and watch Trump play golf at the Doral Hotel, oh yeah, and the flights to Florida and whatever else these Republican Cultists added to their taxpayer expense accounts.