"I'm Sorry, So Sorry"

 I'm sorry, so sorry. That I was such a fool. I didn't know. Love could be so cruel. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes. (I'm sorry) I'm sorry. (So sorry) So sorry. Please accept my apology. But love is blind. And I was too blind to see. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes. (‘I’m Sorry/by Self & Allbritten)

I ain’t buyin’ what your sellin’ Tuck! Nope bud, your history of lyin’ goes way back, as far back as your decisions to change your opinion when that opinion ain’t sellin’ anymore. Tuck, my man you made millions upon millions working your voodoo over at FOX. You were paid richly for the con, and you knew exactly who was in the market to purchase your home-made bigotry, racism, xenophobia, and paranoia. You ain’t no dummy Tuck, just a cold hearted liar, the kind of guy who most likely would set fire to a theater, lock the doors on the way out and then blame the entire fiasco on some minority, someone you delight in identifyin’ as the other.

I imagine you have already selected the next best bull shit person to become King of the Morons, so you pretend that somehow you have a conscience. You hurt lots of people, Tuck, and until Trump’s popularity began to slide, you suddenly came up with this newest rendition of SORRY!

Oh, yeah, Tuck, you can tell your ex-co-star Megan (please notice me) Kelly over at FOX propaganda and bull shit, that I ain’t buyin’ the snake oil she is tryin’ to sell. Ms. (but I am important too) Kelly changes her mind a lot more than you do; she is less cautious than you, perhaps more insecure than you, who knows. 

So, sorry Tuck, and Megan, your sleaze bag tricks are nothing but ploys and plots, schemes, and scams to jump the Trump ship, and I suppose highjack whatever hateful cruise liner comes along next!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Conveniently it is now your body

 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday announced an end to the mandatory flu vaccine for all service members, citing a need to restore ‘medical autonomy.’ (MS NOW)

I have so many things to say, I must contain myself or this blog will become as long a read as the novel ‘War and Peace!’ But I will SAY this, if anything, Pete (Vlad The Impaler) Hegseth is superior at, it is his inability to witness his own hypocrisy in action, in plain sight. 

Pete (The Impaler) Hegseth has the audacity to say he wants to restore MEDICAL AUTONOMY, I mean, Holiest of fucks! Hey Petey Boy, when a female desires to decide the fate of her pregnancy, or if she so desires to take the Morning After Pill, you and your Christian Nationalists want her arrested or even tried for murder. You and your White Nationalists have zero tolerance for HER MEDICAL AUTONOMY. NONE!

“We’re seizing this moment to discard any absurd, overreaching mandates that only weaken our war-fighting capabilities,” Hegseth said in a video posted to his social media channels. “In this case, this includes the universal flu vaccine and the mandate behind it.” (Washington Post)

Of course, Pete (The Impaler had no time to read about bouts of disease that killed the Military in every war from WWI to Vietnam, because if he did so, he would realize that one of the biggest threats to our Troops is disease.

“But we will not force you, because your body, your faith and your convictions are not negotiable,” he said. (Washington Post)

Once again, Mr. Bull Shit and Mr. Christian Nationalist, and of course, the guy who is so insecure about his own masculinity, spew their bull shit when they SHOUT, “your faith and your convictions are not negotiable.” Perhaps Petey thinks vaccines make you a “sissy,” maybe he thinks that believing in the use of vaccines makes you too woke. But fuck it, Petey, how dare you use the excuse it’s your body and that makes it non-negotiable. 

I know you loathe women, no, not in divorcing them or getting physical with them in a drunken state, but you loathe them when they decide that if they want to seek an abortion, or a pill to make certain there is no pregnancy, it somehow AIN’T their body there choice! 

 

 

A "JAGOFF"

 Jagoff is a derogatory slang term from Pittsburghese that refers to a person who is a jerk, stupid, or inept. It is commonly used in the Pittsburgh area and has roots in the northern British Isles, derived from the verb "to jag," meaning "to prick or poke."

A jagoff is a jerk, idiot, or really any kind of irritating or unlikeable person, not unlike douchebag. It’s closely associated with the city of Pittsburgh, ya jagoff. (Slang dictionary)

Here are some ways to best describe a JAGOFF.

 Although Trump is the Commander-in-Chief, his irrational and at times bizarre and disturbing behavior is so counterproductive that it seems that military officials reportedly kept him out of the Situation Room during a high-stakes rescue mission in Iran due to concerns about his volatile demeanor. Translated into Pittsburghese, because Trump is such a Jagoff, it was best to keep him away from making any decisions that could affect the lives of the Troops. (Military Times)

Trump’s major concern has always been how to make a profit, no matter who else might lose. His greed is his oxygen. Because the only established goal Trump seems to have with the War in Iran, Trump has been JAGGING OFF investors, with his on-again, off-again declaration of victory or a ceasefire, or the end of the war. One might wonder what this JAGOFF is up to:

Trump's inconsistent messaging regarding the war with Iran appears to be a strategy to manipulate the markets, particularly in response to fluctuating oil prices. Analysts suggest that his announcements often coincide with significant market movements, indicating potential insider trading and market manipulation. (New Republic)

Trump ain’t the only Political JAGOFF, currently floating in the Washington DC toilet, actually, there is a major JAGOFF from the Pittsburgh area, who also deserves his cred as a full-fledged JAGOFF, and that is PA Senator John Fetterman. This JAGOFF has voted to confirm a vast majority of Trump’s personal picks as JAGOFFS, and Johnny Boy continues to ignore the wants and wishes of the vast majority of Pennsylvanian constituents who thought that by not voting for the JAFOFF Dr. OZ, they were going to get a real ally!

 

 

 

Math for Dummies

Math For Dummies

Trump Math: How many times must you claim VICTORY in the Iran War before there is actually a real victory? ANSWER: As many times as it takes until Trump is committed to a Mental Institution! 

Republican Math: How many Republicans in the Senate does it take to ensure that Trump disregards the US Constitution, diminishing the Republican Senate to nothing but spineless specimens of sacks of shit. ANSWER: All of the spineless Senate Republicans and the one Democrat, John Fetterman. 

Trump Math: How many times does your name have to show up in the Epstein Pedophile Files, before your Department of Injustice, and your cohorts of Republican Pedophile Protectors, realize that you are one of the most perverted criminals ever to be President? ANSWER: Infinitely, if it will at least keep you from facing time in prison!

Christian Nationalist Math: How many female CEO’s, female Executives, female professional working women will it take until the women of MAGA realize that the only people that are supposed to be Trad Wives are the hypocritical, misogynistic, snake oil female sales folk? Answer: Never gonna happen because the MAGA women are self-loathing, women who have been raised to understand that they are, were, and will be less than men!

Trump Math: How many bogus investigations will the Trump Administration require to be held until Trump and his sycophants realize that no matter how much they try to erase the past, the truth will remain that Trump lost the 2020 election? ANSWER: Not until Trump is placed in a secure Institution for the Criminally Insane! 

OTHERWISE, I might implode

 It is Sunday, April 19, 2026, in America, and once again, we read headlines as if any of us, those who still possess morals, values, intellect, and compassion, are supposed to be shocked or surprised that the world around us, led by a ragtag army of imbeciles, should be shocked or in awe. I will add, however, that as for me, I am not certain how much more my gut can absorb, as I feel the gnawing in the pit of my stomach, so ready to explode!

Trump's Bizarre Outburst Has Mental Health Experts Warning About "Narcissistic Collapse". (BuzzFeed) My response is… like DUH, this bit of information is noteworthy and new?

Energy secretary says fuel prices may not get back under $3 until 2027. (POLITICO)…But be happy, American consumers, these prices are higher for you, because the guy the majority of you voted for, is only doing this war for your protection. Don’t be a hater as you prioritize food, housing, and healthcare, it makes you so unpatriotic, as your Fuhrer Trump only has your freedoms in mind.

US extends waiver on Russian oil sanctions to ease Iran war shortages despite Bessent denial. The extension underscores how the fallout from the Iran war has made it easier for Moscow to profit from its energy exports. (POLITICO)… Snooty, snobby billionaire Scottie Bessent, who has zero time for the common people, is all a glow spreading Trump’s lies and helping with Trump’s conspiracy to make Russia Great Again. Scottie, Ms. Priss, and the Queen of Pout have no qualms about keeping Putin happy. Because keeping Putin happy keeps Scotty’s boss happy, which then keeps Scottie happy.

The FBI Director Is MIA. Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences. (The Atlantic) …You hire a Podcaster, a douchebag who is only famous because most of America would rather rely on morons and hate mongers than anyone with intelligence to become the FBI Director, and you expect an iota of competence or professionalism. HA! But here we are living in Trump Landia!

I write my blog because if I internalize the madness in which I find myself living, I might implode!

 

 

 

Ayatollah Hegseth

 Ayatollah Hegseth is all testosteroned up and is feeling his roid rage. Being a MACHISMO MALE is challenging, but Petey Boy is ready to rumble and take on the Pope, Catholicism, and those other Ayatollah’s in Iran. No one is gonna out DUDE, this All-American DUDE, and even if Hegseth must call up the writers of Pulp Fiction to make an epic point, Petey Boy is at the ready. He is the SECRETARY OF WAR, and if he must annihilate each and every Iranian to prove his own masculinity and his worship of his God, Jesus Trump, he is ready. Trump once bragged, saying, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" he said, referring to the major street in New York City that cuts through Manhattan's large commercial district. "It's, like, incredible."

Incredible, amazing, awe-inspiring, God-like, almost like witnessing the Second Coming before it was due to arrive. Pistol Pete is ready; it is his Holy War, his Crusade, his Manliness, which will never be disparaged or disputed. Pistol Pete’s first God, Jesus, is standing behind him, and Pistol Pete’s newest Lord and Savior may be cowering in Mar-A-Lago, but “There for the Grace of God,” Pete goest!

Hegseth was confirmed in a vote mostly along party lines, with 51 voting in favor and 50 against. Three Republicans broke with their party to oppose his nomination, forcing Vice President JD Vance to cast a tie-breaking vote. At least four Republicans would have had to vote against Hegseth to sink his nomination. (CBS News). So remember, America, and MAGA, that the only reason we have a very UNQUALIFIED douchebag as Secretary of Defense, oops my bad, Secretary of War, is because the Republicans, minus three of them, decided that it would be no big deal to confirm an idiot, a FOX B personality into a position as important as this. The fucking Republican Majority once again is placing the lives of Americans in jeopardy, so as to make certain their political careers remain intact! 

Let's call the whole thing off

 “You say eether and I say eyether. You say neether, I say nyther. Eether, eyether, neether, nyther. Let's call the whole thing off. You like potato and I like po-tah-to. You like tomato and I like to-mah-to. Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to. Oh, let's call the whole thing off. “(‘Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off’/Ira Gershwin, circa 1937)

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again over U.S. blockade and fires on ships. Iran’s joint military command warned it would continue to block transits while the U.S. blockade remained in effect. (MS NOW)

Demented and the self-anointed new Jesus Christ, Trump, lives in some make-believe land where he is adored and desired by his cauldron of collective sycophants, and due to his delusional world, thinks that when he lies, it is the truth, and when he creates fiction, it becomes fact. To that point, Trump, the newly anointed Jesus, has received little to no blowback from his army of Christian Crusaders of Republicans in Congress and his Clown Car Cabinet members.

But there is another group of gang members in Iran who have also anointed themselves as God, albeit not Jesus but Mohammad, and they too believe that they are the divine, and in doing so, they also believe that they too have the power to lie, cheat, and steal, but since they holier than the mere peasants of their country, they too can get away with bull shit and snake oil.

There was no war; there was an excursion, like a family vacation to a foreign land. Then it became a war. Then it was nothing more than some kind of Venezuelan thingie, where Trump was just protecting America from a perceived invasion. Then there was victory, then there wasn’t. Then we won because Trump was the architect of the deal, but the deal collapsed. Then it was on. All the while, the billionaires were making money from the Futures Market, and then they weren’t. We blew Iran to bits, but then there remained the pieces. Trump played us for the fool, with the permission of his Republican majority, and then Iran played Trump for the fool.

As the song goes, ‘let’s call the whole thing off’!