Monday, May 16, 2016

Trump Ish

Learning a language and speaking the language correctly often times are not the same exact thing. When I was in highs school in Pittsburgh, my Spanish language teacher spoke with a very thick Pittsburgh accent. Nothing wrong with the Pittsburgh accent, but if you are not from that city often times words spoken seem foreign even in America. My SeƱorita, in high school, knew the Spanish language, but her inability to infuse the native Mexican intonation left a lot to be desired.  

Donald Trump speaks his own language, I call it Trump-ish. Donald’s language consists of simple words, most of the time words like bigger, better, best and of course they like me, and I am wonderful. If yo,u watch any interview with Trump you can glean almost immediately that if you DO NOT speak his language he will either speak over you, ignore you or change the subject. Often times when we had a larger bevy of Republican buffoons running for president from the GOP, they would try to speak Trump-ish, but of course to no avail. (My best friend in the world is of Mexican heritage, and he knows what I am saying when I try my words in Spanish, but he smiles knowing that I sound a bit off). So any other candidate, even the loathing, and lying Ted Cruz, as mean as he could be, never got close to hurting Trump’s fragile ego, because even ted Cruz was trying to speak Trump-ish, but with a whole different accent.


Donald Trump is a fragile lotus petal and because that is the only self awareness he has he understand that ALWAYS being on the offense is the greatest protection of all. To speak TRUMP_ish  with the same robust posturing, and pompous emptiness as Donald you must follow some rules. Immediately go for the jugular, instead of asking Trump[ when he will release his tax returns  speak Trump-ish and say #Tax cheat Trump, #No money Trump, #poverty stricken Trump. When Donald sprouts idiotic references regarding other countries just speak Trump-ish and say #geographically challenge trump, #flunked geography Trump. When he speaks about tariffs this is an easy Trump-ish word #suit from China Trump. Trump-ish is trying to cut your opponent to shreds by speaking as an adolescent might, ad an angry alcoholic might and of course as very, very, very insecure individual might. So for all you Stop Trump Republicans and Democrat pungent and talking head, learn the language as the native speak it in this case Donald Trump and you will reap rewards.