Wednesday, June 24, 2020

KUNG FLU, get it!

I was unaware that the Stand-Up Comedian-In-Chief, TRUMP while playing to an audience at Dream City Church (formerly Phoenix First Assembly of God) an Assemblies of God megachurch in Phoenix Arizona, HE (Trump) while inhaling the pleasurable appeal of a throng of suicidal and homicidal cultists, (along with the teeny tiny particles of the CORONAVIRUS, gathering for their own mealtime pleasures, as might ants, convene on the blankets of picnicker’s), had some new comedy material to amaze and daze, and dangle, hoping to exclude the horrors of COVID-19, and include, a “look over there”, lighter moment…to, of course, take the blame for his inadequate handling of a pandemic. While the mostly young privileged adults (Americans accustomed to wishing away what they don’t want, and woefully wanting what they think they deserve), snarky and sarcastic and stupid as smelly shit, sat shoulder to shoulder, most wearing no face coverings, BUT drooling, snorting, sneezing and sucking face with one another, giggled with delight, making light of some kind of Liberal Hoax, (which ONLY affected that NEW YORK kind of people), leaned in to hear every lie trump could tell; Trump had a one-liner ready to knock ‘em dead with laughter…(KNOCK ‘EM DEAD”, I will just repeat that part)

The Stand-Up-Comedian-In-Chief, Trump, so terrified of testing because real numbers of sick people might be discovered, lessening his bravado claims that he has CONQUERED CORONAVIRUS, gave us a new one-liner and called COVID-19, (get ready folks) “THE KUNG FLU!” Well damned be it, the audience howled, hooted, saliva and all those watery parts living at the tips of our mouths and noses flew like the wind, scattered out of one mouth and landed in another opened mouth full of its own thunderous HEE-HAW! What a guy, that TRUMP IS, “THE KUNG FLU!” where the fuck does he come up with such HILLARIOUS material. Well from the reports, this MAGA/YOUNG REPUBLICAN batch of either wanna be suicide or pre-meditated murders laughed until they cried or is does the phrase go, laughed until they died…not certain. Making America Great Again, one death at a time!