dumb and dumber

Imagine if the dynamic “mavericky” duo of Dumb and Dumber, Boris and Natasha, Loony and Tunes---McCain and Palin had won the election. Imagine if we now had in office a man who flip- flops more than a fish out of water, a fact less fabricator who has quit more times than finish anything, a team of people who cater to their personal whims always finding scapegoats and never once realizing their missteps or mismanagements.

One might think that in a land as great as the U.S. the recognition of losers deem the undesirables to hosting three a.m. commercials for get rich products or selling land on the moon. One might consider that after we elected to the office of President a man with whom we would have rather had a beer in a bar and brand cattle, a paranoid sycophant for V.P., sanity would rear its smart head and say NO MORE.

But with the successful release of the can of whop ass of the anti everything crowd, (except their own biases and bigotries), by a bunch of self serving, disenfranchised Republican low life Politicians, we now have a noisy batch of hooligans and malcontents who have permitted the inmates to take over the prison.

It seems that with the resurgence of anything but the truth or the attempt to find consensus, we still have dancing, singing on the main stage the Insidious Idiots, the Lying Lowlife, the Demonic Duo of Brother John and Sister Sarah.

Sister Sarah safe from any real questions by a non Tea Bagger positive press, has made it clear that the girls of a Highland Park Chicago high school basketball team should go to Arizona to play their championship game.

"Keeping the girl’s basketball team off the court for political reasons? Those are fighting words," the former Alaska governor and Tea Party firebrand said Wednesday night.

"An economic and political boycott of one of our sister states is not a way to secure our borders," Palin said, speaking at an event in Rosemont, Ill. Palin said supporters should help the team get to Arizona even if the girls have to "go rogue." (NY Daily News).

Sister Sarah acting as a mom more interested in her own fortunes is once again providing one sided advice to daughters and telling girls to go rogue. She is consistent in only presenting one side of the facts ( as she did with Bristol in not informing her daughter that if she chose to be sexually active without birth control the outcome would mean a teen pregnancy and being a kid raising a kid.) and telling the girls just do it. Of course from the land of Palin high on the hill in an Ivory Tower there are no consequences for yelling “FIRE” in a theater as hundred die in the ensuing chaos to flee.

Sister Sarah loves to insight from a distance. She shouted death panels, free abortions, sex changes for all as she stood from a far and tried to fill Americans with fear and loathing hoping to convince the masses to protest any kind of Health Reform. She loves to intimidate from a safe bunker and never admit to her mistakes as she planted little target signs on politicians who she deemed progressive, its time to take aim she tweeted, and Facebooked. And when she was called on the carpet for her insidious innuendos Sister Sarah as usual feigned indignity from the liberal press saying she was misquoted, misunderstood and misaligned.

Senator, (I can change my mind in the middle of a sentence), John McCain is running the campaign of his life seeking his 25^th year as Senator, (and if that is not a career politician what is?). He has decided this time around to truly show his bigoted, senile, the hell with anyone but me colors and has flipped on his original “mavericky” stance on illegal’s immigration and wants the Berlin Wall fence to be built and completed on the Arizona boarder.

Sen. John McCain is out with a new ad for his Arizona Senate primary in which he discusses the issue of illegal immigration with a border sheriff who tells the former GOP presidential nominee, "You're one of us."

Though tiny print at the bottom of the ad informs viewers that Sheriff Paul Babeu of Pinal County is "appearing only in his personal capacity," Babeu appears in the spot in uniform, giving the impression that he represents all border patrol law enforcement.

"Drug and human smuggling, home invasions, murder," McCain says as the spot opens. He is seen walking with Babeu, seemingly next to a border fence.

"We're outmanned," Babeu responds. "Of all the illegals in America, more than half come through Arizona." He then goes on to tell McCain that the senator's border security plan is "perfect" because it brings together various law enforcement.

"And complete the danged fence," McCain says, as the URL CompleteTheDangedFence.com appears onscreen.

"It'll work this time," Babeu says, adding: "Senator, you're one of us." (Washington Examiner).

“…One of us…” said the sheriff, (pretending to be the sheriff of the county which actually boarders Mexico), in Brother McCain’s ad. One of whom I ask? He is not one of me. Is he one of the brothers of the Aryan Nation or the KKK or the anti Constitutional Un-American organizations, the Tea Bag Brigade? One of us, I wonder if he is an alien, the kind from a solar system far, far away? Does that make him an illegal?

Both Sister and Brother Palin and McCain have joined forces and are ‘darn’d agin’ any Health Reform using the argument that the Reform Bill allows government to regulate you because you exist. They both are anti abortion advocates but I suppose the government has the right to regulate a woman’s body and her choice in carrying a baby because she doesn’t exist? Telling a woman what she can do is ‘okee doekey’, mainly cause she is a woman (aren’t you Sister Sarah?) but insisting all Americans stay healthy is pure socialism or communism. (Funny how it’s okay to interfere in American lives when the talking points gain you notoriety, and fan mail from the fearful.)

You are told not to scratch a mosquito bite because once you begin the scratching the itching persists. You think you are getting pleasure from stopping the scratch but the result is an infected bite leaving an unsightly scab. What pleasure do the bigots, the lemmings the self victimizing, the I want something for nothing crowd getting from two people who have no other motive in life but to, use, squander and abuse the rights of Americans? What promise do the folk who use the flag as a hiding place for phobias, discrimination, inequality and hate find in two people who have demonstrated time and time again they go as the wind of fortune flows? And why might I have to suffer the consequences of an infected mosquito bite on someone else’s skin because of the poor eyesight, foresight, insight of the foolish few?