TLC is not quite sure about the future telecasts of the family ruled by the husband (because he is an offspring of Adam) and the woman (an offspring of Adam’s rib) who following her Lord and Master, (her husband’s) interpretation of the Good Book is a beehive of baby making. The Duggars make moolah for the TLC Cable Company and it doesn’t quite matter how immoral or irresponsible their reality shows might be, the bottom dollar is the basis for all decisions. TLC is not new to this dilemma, nope they have harnessed the power of a Duck Dynasty ignoring homophobic, misogynist rantings and raving by Grandpa Quack and have waylaid his sleeping with minors and his disdain for a segment of the population of America by merely punting. Sadly there are still enough advertisers, viewers and Crusaders for Christ who clutching their abridged versions of the Bible and their unopened version of the Constitution who help the TLC Executives delay doing a very professional job in eliminating the riffraff from consistently demonstrating their only real talents of bigotry!
But then TLC is not alone in pretending that one man’s vice is another man’s version of God Forgives! Good ole’ (I can sell you anything because I say Jesus agrees), Mike Huckabee, and his compatriot, (Jesus speaks to me in my dreams and to my husband when he is selecting my wardrobe for me) Michelle Bachmann are miffed and mad as heck at the Gay bully’s who have, well made a mountain out of a simple molestation molehill. They both demand that bygones be bygones literally for Christ’s sake it happened so long ago; and Mom and her Lord and Master husband took care of it (they sent their sinner son to construct houses to you know work out his momentary digression, Jesus was carpenter and Josh was following in his footsteps.) Mike (ready to make a buck) Huckabee even went so far as to preach that had these been Biblical times the girls whose personal space not to mention bodies were invaded by Josh Duggar would be of the age to have intercourse anyway! No biggie here indeed.
As is usually the case with insecure, insincere religious soldiers there is always an excuse and of course a real enemy. Marriage we are told by these fanatical marching in goose-step to self proclaimed Prophets that if a true Christian couple commit adultery or infidelity as long as they find Jesus the institution of marriage might be dinged but not blown up. Have a same sex couple practicing monogamy and wham bam all hell is breaking loose and all marriages will collapse. And it is of course for the kids, so when a good Christian lad or lass fondles or molests his siblings or neighborhood friends, Jesus will not smite him, nope he will give umbrage and and let the sin melt away. Find a child molester who is of the homosexual variety and damn dude the Devil is making tracks in America. So many seem to be blinded by the bogus of sake oil salesmen so fearful that if they (the shysters) don’t keep the crusaders dumb reason and ration might ruin a good con. One has to wonder why TLC has not been more definitive in their decision making and why the hell Mike and Michelle have not actually been zapped to some other dimension.
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