Whose Ten?

Lots of Christian religious double speak going around within the T-

Publican Party, Bible thumping has reached a new fervor, so lets take a 

look at just how the T-Pubs actually celebrate the 10 Commandments.

#1-You shall have no other Gods before Me. Except Rafael Cruz who 

made it clear that his son Ted was among the evangelical Christians who 

are anointed as "kings" to take control of all sectors of society, an agenda 

commonly referred to as the "Seven Mountains"  Perhaps a new son of 

God for President.

#2-You shall not make idols. Except reality stars or defunct country 

western singers like Phil Robertson who hate the Gays but loves

underaged drunk girls, Jim-Bob Duggar who believes in husband and a 

wife always pregnant or Ted Nugent who needs some drugs, guns, and 

teen aged girls to feel like a man.

#3-You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain. Unless of 

course that God is not the one you as a Christian prefer, you know the 

one who whispers in the dreams of Pat Robertson, Mike Huckabee and 

Michelle Bachmann.

#4-Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it Holy. Only of course if you 

are of the 1% who insist that work will make you free but never out of 

debt because minimum wage keeps your juices flowing and hunger is 

always a perfect incentive to work, even on the Sabbath.

#5-Honor your Mother and Father. But let them know that they are 

nothing but “takers” if and when they request their paid for social 

security checks at 65. make sure you tell them just how selfish they are 

not to work until they are at least 71 or die on the job.

#6-You shall not murder. Unless it is to shoot an abortion doctor at a 

Planned Parenthood Clinic, a black kid for being black, or those pesky 

Gays if they are permitted to say “I do”.

#7-You shall not commit adultery. Unless of course you are politicians 

Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Marc Sanford,  John Ensign,Pastors Sam 

(Benny) Hinn or Jimmy Swaggart.

#8-You shall not steal. Perhaps however if you were Richard Nixon, 

Lewis (Scooter) Libby,Michael Grimm, Duke Cunningham or the CEO 

of every bank too big too fail during the Bush/Cheney Administration.

#9-You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. Forget all of 

that if you work for FOX News, false witnessing is highest form of 

Christianity and American for the guys and gals who just love to incite f

ear, fictionalize the truth, and elect a scapegoat for the day.

#10-You shall not covet. Unless of course you are after the wealth of the 

Koch Brother’s, Sheldon Adelson, anyone named Walton. Don’t want 

the same things that the Bush’s, Romney’s, Cargill’s Mellon’s  you are 

not American royalty. Don’t find fault with new breed of ultra wealthy 

people like Exxon-Mobile, Monsanto they were just born that way.