Friday, January 16, 2026

Eat This!

 “A healthy meal for $3? Agriculture secretary says it’s easy. Brooke Rollins drew ridicule on social media after saying a meal could be a "piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.” (Washington Post)

The Trump Monarchy no longer is telling Americans to “Just Eat Cake,” nope, they have moved beyond that instruction, and now they have decided that for just $3, all you have to do in America is eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and oh yeah, some unspecified OTHER THING!

Now to be sure, the Trump Monarchy is not speaking to all of America, as in not those who can spend $30 million on a documentary about woman who knows all about Jeffrey Epstein, or those Americans who can donate $1 million to an unnecessary Ballroom, or those Americans who can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend a Christmas Party or New years Eve Gala at Mar-Largo.

Nope, the Trump Monarchy is speaking to those of you who decided to trust Trump regarding the economy and voted for a 34-count felon, a man found guilty of rape, a man found guilty of fraud, you know, the guy you were certain was going to lower GROCERY PRICES. 

You knew he was a bigot, maybe cause you were also. You knew he was a racist, maybe because you were also. You knew he was a liar, maybe because you were also. Maybe not, but damn, you voted for Trump because, like anybody wearing a “Just Kick Me I Am With Stupid " T-shirt, Trump conned you, and you bought it.

Now Trump voters and supporters go out and buy that one piece of chicken, that one piece of broccoli, that one corn tortilla, and oh yeah, that one unspecified other thing. ENJOY!