President Trump described the recent U.S. retaliatory attacks on Iranian targets as merely a “love tap,” downplaying concerns about the ceasefire with Iran during a statement on May 7, 2026. (FOX).
The Commander-In-Chief, aka the Commander-In-Ineptitude, has coined a new term for US warfare: “love tap.” Hmm, “love tap,” coming from the mouth of a beast who has never demonstrated love for anything but himself, it is not only awkward hearing him say this, but very worrisome that the guy who is commanding a nation with destructive power calls any kind of skirmish a “love tap!”
A “love tap,” as in nothing to see here, folks, just a wee bit of a spat between two lovers, no harm, no foul, just some domestic dispute, where both parties will certainly kiss and make up! Holy Shit!
And as if Trump’s description of war as a “love spat” was not scary enough. Demented Don Old, showcasing why he needed three cognitive tests, and most likely a fourth and fifth, went on to comment on more warfare issues with Iran.
“Trump, in a post on social media Thursday, said that “there was no damage done to the three Destroyers, but great damage done to the Iranian attackers.” He added that “numerous small boats” were sunk by U.S. forces and Iranian missiles launched at destroyers were “easily knocked down.” “They dropped ever so beautifully down to the Ocean,” Trump said of the missiles, “very much like a butterfly dropping to its grave!” (The Washington Post)
The isn’t it time for grandpa to be placed in a nursing home, Trump, compared Iranian missiles as dying butterflies, and of course with Trump, those butterflies were beautifully dying. Holy Shit!
