Monday, February 2, 2026

Who'd have THUNK

Well, well, well, waddaya know, the Trump Fourth Reich Storm Troopers actually found two murderers and gang members with Hispanic-sounding last names. Oh my God, I had no idea that Gang Members and Murderers with Hispanic-sounding last names really existed. But lo and behold, Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez are the people that the Trump Fourth Reich Storm Troopers have promised America they were seeking. EXCEPT, but of course, these two men, Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez, are a part of the Trump Fourth Reich Storm Troopers.

The Gang they belong to is identified as ICE, and the victim of the murder they committed is named Alex Pettri. Who would have thunk! I mean, as a US Citizen who was skeptical about the bull shit espoused by Kristi Cosplay Noam, and Stephen Himmler Miller, wham bam the Homeland Security Storm Trump of the Fourth Reich proved me wrong.

Now, what I want to understand, please, Heir Trump, are both Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez legal immigrants? No, seriously, with last names like Ochoa and Gutierrez, are those names Aryan sounding?

Hmmm. But I digress, Führer Trump. Oh, by the way, ain’t it kind of ironic that your puppet Republicans in Congress are concerned that if the ICE Storm Troopers are told not wear a mask, they run the consequences of being doxed? Hmm, Führer Trump, if the ICE Storm Troopers are actually following legal procedures as law enforcers why would they worry about being doxed?