The Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Princess named Ivanka, the daughter of a King named Donald, the King who once bragged, “I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her,” and her husband, Duke Jared, happened to be sailing on a private boat…Opps, I mean million-dollar yacht. And by the luck of the Gods in Fairy Tale Land they spied an abandoned and mysterious island. They swam and swam and then walked barefoot the 1400 hectares falling madly in love with this island, and wham bam no thank you ma’am they imagined, right there in the midst of nothingness, that they could save the world by building a $1.4 billion luxury hotel complex. They gave no shit about the flora and fauna that have survived living in isolation on this island, because the Princess said she wanted to return to her ‘real-estate roots.’ “You know, it’s not even a business for me, despite the scale of it,” she added. “For me, this is — it feels more like a challenge than anything else.”
“We all want to hide away on some abandoned Mediterranean island that we discovered after jumping off a friend’s boat and swimming to shore. And now, Ivanka is working to “build something that’s a tangible manifestation of that” by constructing a $1.4 billion luxury hotel complex on an Albanian island. Ivanka said she and Kushner first came across Sazan during a boating trip with friends. (New York Magazine)
“We were on a friend’s boat, and we stopped for a swim, effectively, that’s how we found it,” she said. “We swam to the island. We went on a hike, barefoot all the way up to the top, and we were just captivated.” (Ivanka Kushner).
In yet another Trump family, “let them eat cake,” corruption action, we watch as Princess Ivanka and Duke Jared pretend that the real world of poverty, less and less affordability, strife, and turmoil at the hands of Kind Donald do not exist. Just when we thought that Dumb and Dumber, the Trump sons, could not be stopped using their family name to rob the poor and get paid by the rich, we witness Princess Ivanka walk the same grifting walk and talk the same grifting talk.
