“I got to keep my image. While suspended on a throne. That looks out upon a kingdom. Full of people all unknown. I'm a man, yes, I am. And I can't help but love you so, no, no, no.” (‘I’m a Man’/Winwood & Miller)
“Critics on social media blasted Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s newly announced plan to require testosterone level testing for service members over the age of 30. “This sounds suspiciously like taxpayer-funded gender affirming care,” one commenter wrote. (HuffPost)
“I’m authorizing a new screening program for testosterone deficiency for our service members, ensuring you have the right testosterone levels to operate at your absolute best, because it’s well-established science that as we age, testosterone levels often naturally drop,” Hegseth said in a video on X posted with the phrase “The High-T Department of War.” (HuffPost).
Pistol Pete, some kind of incomplete heterosexual male, full of lack of self-confidence in his manliness, the Secretary of War, in the middle of a war costing American taxpayers over $1billion a day, having created the loss of life of American Troops, thousands of Iranians, and the destruction of a majority of the US bases in the Gulf States, the go to guy hired by his draft dodging wanna be Alexander the Great, conqueror of the world, Trump, has a new invented a sudden new priority MACHISMO in the form of how high is your T-cell count!
The Trump Iranian War, let’s be real, has become a bore for Pistol Pete and Demented Don, so it's time for them to play a new round of the Republicans' favorite pastime…” Look over there!” Now the real enemy of the USA is men over 40 in the military who have become wimps because the test of real men is having a HIGH number of testosterone.
Ladies need not apply, and eventually, if self-emasculated Pistol Peter has his way, there will be no ladies permitted to serve in the “I Am Man Military.” SNL, The Onion, and even MAD Magazine could not create a situation like this if they tried.
