Thursday, July 2, 2026

It's Mark WAYNE Mullin for your pleasure

 Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin told reporters this week he was thrilled Iran was knocked out of the World Cup. “I’m just glad they’re done, and they’re not coming back,” Mullin said, according to Politico. “I was so happy when we were able to pull their visas and said they could leave U.S. soil, and I might have sung a song or two, or maybe danced a happy dance.” (MS NOW)

Trump wanted a dunce, a used dildo, a douchebag, and a useful idiot to replace the position of his very creepy, uneducated, grifting, cosplay Barbie, Kristi Noam at the Department of Homeland Security. We thought at the time that Kristi may have held the title of the most dumbshit sycophant in his Cabinet, surpassing Keystone Kash, or Ken Doll Hegseth, and even the crooked criminal Bondi, which by any normal standards was a very, very low bar to begin with.

But now the once wannabe MMA fighter (“don’t make me kick your ass”) Markwayne Mullin has arrived and seems to be hell-bent on going even lower than Noam. No experience in anything but inheriting his father’s business, Markwayne, who brings with him a rubber ball to squeeze during any Senatorial hearing he is asked to attend, as a tool to keep his cool, or is it to not lose his temper, is darn tootin’, shucks ma’am, and God Bless (his God of choice of course) America, glad the Eye-rain-e-ins have left the World Cup. He was elated to be able to pull their visas.

I am no fan of the Iranian Regime; they are evil, they are vile, they seem to disregard their citizens, kind of like Trump and his Regime toward the non-billionaire American. But supposedly the World Cup is an athletic, for-profit sport, and I thought that sports were supposed to be, well… non-political! Hmmm.

But Markwayne loves to pound his chest, pretending that he is some kind of Tarzan, and of course king of “let’s pull their passports world!