Just because

Just because you have sworn to the world Jesus Christ spoke to you while you were sleeping or while you were saluting the American Flag or while you were supporting bigoted anti Gay businesses and begged you to run for the office of president from the T-Bagging Republican Party does not necessarily suppose you actually should. Just because you proudly think immigrants are so unAmerican as to have never had any purpose in creating the history of a nation of immigrants like the United States, or that same-sex marriages are a sham refusing to address the amount of times white heterosexual Christians have either remarried or had a dozen infidelity affairs certainly does not mean you know the first thing about running for president from a T-Bagging Republican Party. Just because you can hate like Hannity, over exaggerate like O’Riley, confuse the truth like Kelly, act the parasite like Palin or falsify anything related to the facts like all of FOX Noise does not mean you are ready for that seat in the Oval Office, nor should seek the nomination to run, baby run from the T-Bagging Republican Party. Just because you are a hero for a pitiful morose, mangled group of people who believe the Earth is maybe 6000 year olds, dinosaurs were household pets of Adam and Eve, the sun actually does rotate around the Earth, climate does not change cause Jesus said so, or that Grandpa Duck, Brother Josh, Teddy Nugent are not only super stars but victims of the too intelligent liberal bully’s NEVER EVER justifies your ability to be Da’ Man who can push that nuclear button and destroy the world just so you can bring the Rapture that much sooner and finally God Bless ‘Merika! 

Just because you disregard your own wife, daughter or mothers personal rights insisting that rape is at the calling of God, and babies belong to anyone but the woman carrying them, or that poverty happens because of laziness and has nothing to do with tax policies enhancing the pocket of the rich while decimating the poor, or that affordable health care for all is a sin that Jesus while carrying his assault weapon would never approve of does not mean should become the next presidential candidate from a very T-Bagging Republican Party.

There are about two dozen men and one woman clamoring to find their way to the bottom of a pit of a murky, miserable, mind-numbing marauding voter base, who base their voting power on finding the biggest bigot, the most raucous racist, the meanest misogynist or the heinous of homophobes. In America of 2015 to win the T-Bagging Republican primary you purposely must hate as loud as possible, create enemies of those who believe in a separation of church and state, and of course be loud and proud shame the poor, praise the rich, deny science and destroy dignity. Scary times in America.