WAIT, WHAT?
"George Santos cannot be trusted," declares the 56-page report, written by an investigative subcommittee. "At nearly every opportunity, he placed his desire for private gain above his duty to uphold the Constitution, federal law, and ethical principles." (ABC NEWS)
My oh my, Georgie Porgie Puddin’ Pie cannot be trusted. Hmmm…now play the game of Jeopardy the quiz show on television, you know where the answer is provided, but you need to come up with the question. The category will be called Republicans, okay? And now we are in the Double Jeopardy Round, so the money is doubled, you know just like the money Georgie Pordgie had stolen. The $400 category reads, “Who cannot be trusted?” the correct answer is all of the Republicans in the House who refused to obey the January 6th Subpoena.” The $800 category reads, who has waited and waited to NOT find out the truth about George Santos’s con because they needed his vote to keep the House a snake pit?” The correct answer is, “Kevie, I will sucker punch you in the ribs, McCarthy and his leadership comrades.”
Now we move on to the bigger money the challenges. It is the $1200 category, and the answer is who has learned the art of the con and the art of intimidation and the lie? The answer is Gym Jordan, Margie-Putin Greene, BOEBERT.” All three are the correct answers! Moving on we find the $1600 category. Who has insisted that they are in Congress only to do the people's work, even if by doing the people's work, they place their own work as a priority? The answer is, 197. Finally the $2000 question. Who else has placed their desire for private gain above his duty to uphold the Constitution, federal law, and ethical principles." The answer, right in front of your eyes, all of the people who elected Kevin McCarthy and Mike Johnson.”
Now the FINAL JEOPARDY question. The Jeopardy Theme song playing in the background. “Insurrectionists, Anarchists, Homophobes, Fascists, Hypocrites, Misogynists, Anti-Semites, White Supremacists, Racists, all walk into a building, sitting on one side inside that building, what is that place called, and which flag are they not waving? “The answer House of Representatives and Not The American Flag!”
Rep. George Santos hit with scathing ethics report, says he won't seek reelection. (ABC News) WAIT, WHAT? Do you mean he is still in the House, and still making decisions regarding the laws of this nation??????
