Thursday, March 12, 2026

LIE, or I might go to jail

 If I said it, and if I pontificated about it, and if I insisted upon it, and it is now backfiring, then you must pretend all of that bull shit does not exist. Because if you lose the majority in Congress, come the 2026 Midterms, then I will most likely be held accountable for the crimes and perverted actions I committed. I will never admit I was wrong, because to do so would begin a self-implosion of great magnitude, plus the fact that I AM NEVER SORRY OR WRONG about anything!

“Trump and his allies pitch a new idea: Maybe higher gas prices aren’t ‘bad news.’ We’ve reached the point at which the president wants consumers to be glad that they’re paying more at the pump. “(MS NOW)

Be happy, MAGA, Republicans, and those who somehow decided that it would be cool to vote for a Felon, a Rapist, and a Fraud, so that you can spend more money on everyday items, energy, healthcare, and food. Be happy because your savior, Trump, says so. He doesn’t have to worry; his billionaire donors don’t have to worry; the millionaires on FOX don’t have to worry, because they are doing just fine financially. But you are being UNPATRIOTIC when you dare say, I am broke because of you, Trump, and Republicans!

“Here’s a clear sign President Donald Trump knows his approach to immigration is losing in the court of public opinion. White House deputy chief of staff James Blair “privately urged House Republicans on Tuesday to stop emphasizing ‘mass deportations’ and instead focus their messaging on removing violent criminals,” Axios reported this week, citing sources in the room. (MS NOW) 

Just tell your constituents, Republican eunuchs, that MASS DEPORTATIONS are a figment of their imaginations, and of course, a made-up news story by the Left-Wing Socialist Snowflakes. Insist that Renee Good and Alex Pretti never really existed, and pretend that if they did exist, they were lifelong hardcore criminals. Be vehement that all of the children taken to some rotting concentration camps were actually drug dealers in training, and that their parents were rapists, members of some drug cartel.

I, Donald J. Trump, must remain as King, and as Ru Paul says to his drag Queens, “and don’t fuck it up,” because if you do, I just might go to prison.