We have a war of choice in Iran. People are dying. Our Military does not seem to have a good sense of an endgame, let alone a day-to-day plan, but then this happened!
“Pentagon Bans Press Photographers After Ugly Photos of Hegseth. The defense secretary apparently found some recent photos of him “unflattering.” (The New Republic)
Self-acclaimed Mucho-Macho poser, Pete Hegseth, is now in War Rage, not against a foreign nation, but the corps of photographers who work for various Media Outlets.
Poser Pete is mad as hell, and ain’t gonna take it anymore because photographers had the audacity to snap photos of this self-declared Alpha, which did not flatter his ego.
Hmm. Let me offer this tidbit of advice to I wanna be a matinee idol Hegseth, there are people in your orbit who can actually provide you with beauty tips that, if used, will never catch you off guard with a bad hair day.
Go to Just Dance Vance and ask him about his daily regimen of applying eyeliner and that rosy blush on his cheek. Go to your Orange Idol, Trump, and ask him how to do a proper comb-over. And for those days that you are feeling peak age, I am certain he has tips on applying just enough body makeup to have you look like you are an orange dying on a tree.
You have two folks, two other men who know their shit regarding how to look good. Good luck Petey! Or should I just GURL!
