Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Let's wonder

Let’s just wonder a bit…you are a female and suddenly your father or brother find you hot and decide since you are family they might share their family jewels with you, you of course are a women so common law says you are a man’s possession. You have a daughter, she has had her first period and is beginning to look more like a woman than a young girl, her father, brother uncle and even granddad think she is quite the LADY and to demonstrate their approval they enjoy her body. You or your daughter are raped, it IS incest at its worst! In the Ben Carson  presidential administration, it is indeed no big deal as President Carson believes that either you or your daughter most likely aroused your dad, her dad your brother, her uncle and that like the many other men of the GOP you deserved to be raped. (Wear sensible clothes, clean the house make dinner and obey).Candidate Carson is bragging about how he has no tolerance for women who even, via incest rape, should have the audacity to consider abortion. Women who abort are somehow like slaveowners and we all know just how bad slaveowners were. Candidate Carson bleats and burps out his advice that no matter how badly the woman must have behaved to ask for the rape, Jesus has provided her with a gift in her becoming pregnant. In President Carson’s world it won’t matter if you are not Chrisitan at the time of rape, because after he lays his hand on the Good Book at his inauguration his next move will to make the USA a Christian nation as it was originally intended. So with President Carson you will have two choices (like the Spanish Inquisition) convert to Carson’s brand of Christianity or die!

Ben Carson suddenly has gained ground on another lover of women, Donald Trump, who now fusses and fumes that if he were a female maybe he would prefer wearing a burkha so as to not have to waste so much time putting on make and styling his hair. The Donald is on his third marriage so he IS a CONNOISSEUR of ladies. Why he even brags that he would date his daughter she is so hot! Not far behind are the ever “women’s lives don’t matter” duo of Rubio and Cruz who want all Planned Parenthood Clinics closed because if women really, really, REALLY need any of those lady intrusive tests they can ask their husband to drive them to a Christian kind of clinic where any passage from the New Testament, a firm whack on her vagina from a Pastor or Priest or just keeping her legs shut will cure it all. Ya’ never heard Jesus mention Planned Parenthood in any of HIS parables. And not to be left out is Miss misogynist Carly Fiorina, believing that equal pay for women demonizes men and maternity leave makes you lazy and family leave is just for sissies. 


We are told by the talking heads (just the heads no brains included) from FOX that the democrats have invented a war on women. We listen as such esteemed misogynists as Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter insist that a liberated female is one who still believes she is not that extra rib from Adam. We are accused of being heathens because any true Christian (remember for the GOP history is kind of dicy) knew that the Founding Fathers were Fathers,not Mothers but let the their little ladies keep the hearth fires burning, mended their soiled Revolutionary War uniforms, and have plenty of children, which was JUST what helped win the war. If you are a female, love a female, have mothers, daughters, nieces, aunts, female friends or sisters in your life and you are considering voting for any of the T-Bagging primary presidential candidates you must hate yourself a whole lot.