Our House

If anyone from the T-Bagging Base took the time to read a 7th grade civics book (perhaps not in Texas where the Bible is the 7th grade curriculum, and perhaps in Alabama where civics stopped at the beginning of the Civil War), they would discover that the Speaker of the House of Representatives is the third person in line to lead this nation should both the President or VP resign or pass away! But maybe they have read that part of our Constitution and indeed are delighted that a group of politicians calling themselves the Freedom Caucus, are the people who will carry great weight in the election of the next Speaker. The Freedom Caucus is truly and ironic name considering this group of T-Bagging ultra conservative Christian crusaders (hard to imagine anyone being even more ignorant then almost every other Conservative politician) prefer anything but freedom for anyone who does not pray like they do, look like they do or hate like they do. The Freedom Caucus is a gang of gerrymandered thugs coming from very restrictive voter ID states who still believe that President is Obama is a Muslim, Affordable Health care is Un-American, Slavery was capitalism at its best, Women often times ask to be raped but just applying too much lipstick, and that when Jesus landed on Plymouth Rock he declared the Native Americans to be immigrants, unwanted and to be killed!

The so called GOP is the majority in the House chamber thus has the prerogative to nominate the next Speaker. The GOP has had such luminary Speakers as Newt Gingrich, whose claim to fame is shutting down the government because he was angry at not being invited to a President Clinton bash. Dennis Hastert currently under indictment for inappropriate behavior with minors and John Boehner whose claim to shame is shutting down the government and trying to stop the Affordable Health Care Act at least 50 times. The GOP is sinking in a pool of bogus, bias, bigotry, lies and ignorance and is demonstrating their Party’s inability to govern yet again by making the clown show running for President look like a day at the park compared to their parade of fools at the ready to be the Numero Tres man in the US government. For the T-Bagging politicians raised on the wrath of Jesus and not the philosophy of our Founding Fathers, this whole procedural process is a sham and they are not shy on the shame.

So now a Prince has arrived in the nick of time. This Prince is named Paul, he pretends that he is wisest of all and can lead a group of dissidents and anarchists to some kind of sense rather than the nonsense they so delight in. Prince Paul however wants some rules adjusted for his reign of power and one them is he wants weekends off to spend quality time with his family. Interesting but Paul is of course of the Republican kind that loves a “good for the goose but not the gander” hypocrite. He has sponsored resolutions against family leave, overtime pay for hours worked away from the family, and of course believes the more hours you work the better to pull yourself up from your bootstraps (in the case of Americans just above the poverty line, your socks!) The “We Are Family” Freedom Caucus who swear heterosexual Motherhood and Fatherhood are what General Jesus Christ wrote in the Constitution, and that “nothing says loving” like a heterosexual family with plenty of Christian kids are throwing a hissy fit at the audacity that a good Christian Conservative could even mention quality family time. So America, you think that the puppets parading for their puppet masters to run for President of this nation are buffoons, WAIT, cause the third person in power of this nation has to pass a rigorous test of partisanship,Christianity, and dumb to be elected by an even more grotesque gang of goons!