HOOK:
I'm the greatest villain of all time!
Who is Blue Beard?
(Nobody!)
Who is Nero?
(Nobody!)
Who is Jack the Ripper?
(Nobody!)
Ahahaha!
Who's the swiniest swine in world?
(Captain Hook! Captain Hook!)
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
(Captain Hook! Captain Hook!)
Captain of villainy
Murder and loot
Eager to kill any
Who says that his hook isn't cute!
(It's cute!)
Ahahahah! (Hooks Waltz/Leonard Bernstein)
In the Musical production of Peter Pan, the VILLANOUS, VILLIAN, of them all CAPTAIN HOOK, has a special waltz dedicated to his MISDEEDS, DIRTY TRICKS, AND ALTOGETHER NASTINESS. Captain Hook seems to swim and swoon in the most sinister of plots and ploys, enjoying each and every drop of oozing Puss and Putrid he has concocted. In the end, HOWEVER, as was the case in MUSICAL COMEDIES of yesteryear, the bad guys LOSE, they succumb to the virtues of GOOD, and suffer the actions of their ill-fated consequential BULLYING!
So it seems to me, that instead of actually having to pay for COMMERCIALS, nowadays, in which to illustrate their desire to become the MAGA/TRUMP candidate the bevy of Captain Hooks only needs to be a REPUBLICAN, with a CITIZEN PAID, BULLY PULPIT. From the SIDE-SHOW ANTICS of CRUZ/HAWLEY/GRAHAM during the Supreme Court BS Confirmation Hearings, to the Governors of the AMERICAN SOVIET SATELLITE STATES of Texas and Florida (Abbott/ DeSantis), the THEATRICS OF BEING THE… Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?
(Captain Hook! Captain Hook!) Captain of villainy Murder and loot…” is as easy as being on the Time Sheet of American Tax Payers, pretending to be a politician doing the PEOPLE’S WORK. These guys SUCK. BUT, lo and behold, we can find a GAL, who is as MEAN/ROTTEN/AND LOUSY as her fellow Senators, and that honor or is it DISHONOR goes to Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee. This CRUELLA DEVILLE loves to get all gussied up with hairspray and makeup, but looks can fool ya, cause once she opens up her Racist/Bigoted/Full of Lies mouth, there is no more GENTEELNESS to share. Lying as if it is oxygen, stirring up Innuendo as if it is fresh air, this LADY CAPTAIN HOOK can out swagger the best of her Male Collogues…which brings me to one INTERESTING POINT…YA WANNA BET, MS Marsha is trying out for the role of VICE PRESIDENT, representing anyone from QAnon, Oath Keepers/The South Will Rise Again/Fascists/FOX Viewers!
