It’s been a week since Russia launched its first attacks on Ukraine, but it apparently took until Thursday night for Carlson to realize that this was something serious. The gravity of the situation is “shocking to us,” Carlson said. “We’ve been taken by surprise by the whole thing. We’re not the only ones who were, but we’re willing to admit it. The only thing more embarrassing than being wrong in your estimates is pretending that you weren’t. So why didn’t we see this coming—this total loss of control?” (UPROXX)… As The Daily Beast reports, the Russian media is downright giddy over some repugnant comments retired U.S. Army Colonel Douglas Macgregor made while appearing as a guest on Fox’s Sunday Night In America With Trey Gowdy. When asked about the escalating war between Russia and Ukraine, Macgregor—who served as Senior Advisor to the Acting Secretary of Defense during the Trump years—suggested that the people of Ukraine just give up already and bend the knee to the Almighty Putin. (UPROXX)… Laura Ingraham is very upset about the current situation going on with Ukraine/Russia. Now, before you nod your head in agreement that you, too, are distraught at the war Vladimir Putin has inflicted on Ukraine—and feel ashamed for agreeing with Ingraham on anything—understand that thing she is so enraged about isn’t the needless death of innocent civilians because an unhinged dictator is pining for the days of the USSR. No, she’s annoyed about the poor Russian oligarchs who are having their super-yachts, Swiss ski villas, and other one-percenter playthings seized. (UPROXX)…
I remember during elementary school, especially in the winter, when radiator heat permeated the classrooms, with windows being tightly shut, cloakrooms stuffed with winter apparel, the odorous, overly exaggerated perfumes worn by the teachers, just how much the sense of smell had been overbearing and seemingly working non-stop. At times, as if the confusion of all those smells was not enough to make a nose go on strike, there was always the Deadliest of STANK and DISGUSTING fumes running rampant, the SILENT FART! Someone would cut that fart (I love the term to cut a fart as if the fart itself once set free had been formed from some larger lingering obstruction in your bowels), and to tease you, someone would just let a cut of fart float, warning you that more could be on its way. If the teacher was walking around the rows of desks, and the fart traveled your way, it seemed mighty possible that she was the fart originator. And worst of all, if that silent but deadly fart happened to settle above your head as the teacher was standing right by you, it was impossible to recognize the fart, and the misery of letting that STENCH settle into your nostrils was painful.
FOX Entertainers and FOX itself remind me of that DEADLY and SILENT FART. And just like the creators of that fart, the clowns at FOX, love to release the smell, the odor, the calamity, that a fart creates, and those minions of mayhem and madness at FOX, refuse to ever admit that in fact, they are the owners of the smelliest and foulest farts man and womankind have ever witnessed. So at FOX PUTIN is COOL, PUTIN is an extension of TRUMP, TRUMP is a cut of a larger turd which is PUTIN, and as long as no one takes responsibility or is held responsible, murderous, contemptible, maniacal silent farts will float freely at FOX!
